You both are crazy ... in a good way ... but still crazy ... than you both for the laughs!
I look forward to what you both will do next.
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RE: My dog is pregnant - who at dd.com should I assume is the father?
Milo?...if the puppies end up chasing their own tails for hours at a time and then crap all over themselves, then Milo is the father (reasoning...Milo is fond of chasing things that end up being nothing and he seems to enjoy wallowing in crap himself).
Joe?...if the puppies growl at everyone, including their mother (or any other hand/paw that feeds them), then Pilchesky is the dad.
Granma?...if the puppies are unable to bark, but instead make some kind of noise that sounds remotely like a sputtering weedwacker, then Granma is the father.
Antisystemicmovements?...if all the brown puppies refuse to go near the puppies of any other color, then Anti is the father.
If the puppies have a long, drawn out and drawling bark, it might be that Sister Catherine got your bitch in the family way.
If the pups have a sharpei thing going on, depending on which end has the wrinkles, one of two people could have done it. If the puppies have a cowl of wrinkles from their eyebrows to their collarbones, then the culprip might be that 'hottie in a hoodie' Lee Morgan - but if the wrinkles are at the other end, then Les Spindler must have done it when his ass was looking all fierce in those jeans of his. I know I'D give it up (eww).
If the pups are walking into the walls and meowing like cats, then Granma had something to do with it.
This is just one person's opinion -- mine! ~~PD where True Freedom of Speech Rings ... DD ... where freedom of speech only applies if you agree with King Joe Pilchesky ... I prefer true Freedom of Speech!
