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He's all about the ACLU, the First Amendment (as he interprets it), and Freedom of Speech (as long as someone agrees with his idiotic agenda), but the dumbass cannot bother to read the letter from his ACLU contact and post the correct information.  Not that he's known around town for posting correct anything...


Joe, it's one thing to try to find comfort after yet another stinging court defeat at the bottom of a rocks glass, but it's affecting your ability to concentrate and read a simple letter. Sober up, jackass.


 



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FREE LEGAL ADVICE FROM JOE PILCHESKY!


This man has yet to win a court case, yet he guarantees victory if you challenge your citation for smoking (as if one has even been handed out yet).


The smoking ban is illegal. Don't comply with it. If you get a citation, argue in court that the law is illegal and cite the folowing: The Clean Indoor Air Act of 1988, Section 1235.1. If you are found guilty, appeal it immediately and ask for attorney fees. You will win in the end. (emphasis mine)


Be careful taking the free advice from this master litigator.  You'll be getting exactly what you paid for.



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 Too Funny Paul you beat me to it.  That has to be the funniest post to date.


Taking legal advise from Joey on how to have a successful lawsuit is like taking health advise from a chain smoker on how to avoid lung cancer.   Bag Head 







-- Edited by IHavehadenoughofhaters at 16:23, 2007-01-09

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Milo ... we told you smoking Ganja would do you no good!

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I don't know about the DD posters but I would advise anyone that I know to stick to the ban and do not violate this ordinance ... do you really want to pay a $300 fine for the want of a smoke ... I know that I don't! 


That is terrible advice Joe ... why don't you go ahead and win your lawsuit and then everyone can smoke again!


 



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Papa's got a brand new bag ::: yet he guarantees victory if you challenge your citation for smoking  :::


This here is Earl Scheib and gayr-ohn-tee to win yohr case fer just the nah-min-al price of ninety niyn ninety niyn - Iyh  gayr-ohn-tee.



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Getting legal advice from Joe Pilchesky is like getting hair styling advice from Al Sharpton.

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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.


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This granma akshully made sinse when she opinned her mouth  - that happened prit near every time she said something



not OUR granma


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-- Edited by His Girl Thursday at 19:15, 2007-01-10

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Grandma Walton still made more sense and was easier to understand, even after her stroke, than Granma Pilchesky makes in any of her posts now. 


Granma, can you smile for me, please?  ...OK, good. 


Can you raise both of your arms above your head?  ...OK, nothing out of the ordinary there. 


 Granma, can you speak a simple sentence please? ..."Has anyone trird to get in touch with 60 minutes or Nancy Grace? I bet Nancy Grace would love this. She would knock their shoes off. Bring out EVERYTHING. Between Nancy Grace and Joe it would be the talk of the Times. And I don't mean Scranton Rag Times."


 


QUICK!! SOMEONE DIAL 911!!!!! The woman is having a stroke!!!


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-- Edited by Paul at 20:19, 2007-01-10

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Ever get the impression that Granma spends 50% of her waking time watching TV and the other 50% reading DD?


Note to Granma...How about a diversion, such as reading a good book?  I HIGHLY RECOMMEND reading Moby Dick...


"All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil, to crazy Ahab, were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Moby Dick. He piled upon the whale’s white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it."
- Moby Dick, Herman Melville


Captain Ahab or Joe Pilchesky?



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HAHAHA!  Agamemnon thinks Granma can read!  :points and laughs:


Dude, you've seen her posts.  The woman is clearly functionally illiterate. 


On the other hand, I guess she could get the folks at the home to get her the audio book...



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