Nunchuk skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!
ERic the Teckie: So, we're pretty much friends by now, right? JOey BOy: Yes. ERic the Teckie: So, you got my back and everything, right? JOey BOy: What? ERic the Teckie: Never mind
JOey BOy: Do you think people will vote for me? ERic the Teckie:Heck yes! I'd vote for you. JOey BOy: Like what are my skills? ERic the Teckie:Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a penis shaped head.
ERic the Teckie: What kind of bike do you have? JOey BOy: It's a sledgehammer. ERic the Teckie: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps? ERic the Teckie: You got like three feet of air that time.
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