Hang on, Hang on, just a cotton pickin' minute here. We don't want to be the type of people who half-heartedly point fingers like they do across the hall. If there's a John Wharton in North Scranton, well we should apologize here and now, because it seems to me THIS John Wharton is most likely the John Wharton of the South Side Whartons, of the 300 block of Willow Street Whartons ...
(... just to be on the safe side of things, excuse me while I whip out my disclaimer...)
