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Can you just imagine it ....


Joe Pilchesky

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Date: Dec 20 9:08 AM, 2008

pragmat wrote:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, just Pilcheskys mouse;



How prophetic. The title of my book is "Taking down a politician is so easy, a mouse can do it". Seriously.


What a catchy title ... I can see that making the best seller list .......... NOT!

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Three questions about the Pilchesky book:

1. Will the "liberator of small fish" story be in it? I love that one.
2. How much does self-publishing cost (translation: how much is left from the estate of the late Mr Conrad?)?
3. Will he mention that his primary target all these years is still in office and has failed to even acknowledge his existance?





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I like the fish story also ... LOL ...

Who other than his posters is going to want to buy his book ... can you imagine what it will be like ... well maybe I would buy it for the laughs I would get ... I love a good laugh!

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I think Pilchesky's book title sucks, so I say we help out by providing a few other suggestions.

Here are my suggestions:

"The Ego Fields"
"The Bitter Old Man's Guide to Wasting Money"
"How To Collect Bottom Feeders In 6 Easy Steps"
"Why Won't Chis Acknowledge Me? My Story, By Joe Pilchesky"




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Oh dear God, the book titles for Joe are endless:

(Please pardon the strong wording in advance - using it only for effect)

"Joe Pilchesky's Web hosting for retards"
"Joe Pilchesky's moderating for retards"
"Joe Pilchesky's guide for retards to remain irrelevant"
"Joe Pilchesky's retards guide to having no impact on the political process"
"Joe Pilchesky's guide to attracting a retarded online community"

Bluster: The Story of Joe Pilchesky and how he got cheap press but accomplished nothing

Playing with the big boys: Joe Pilchesky's how-to guide on getting bitch slapped in court 33 out of every 34 tries

Playing Nice: The Pilchesky guide to to buying candy for clerks

Hearsay: Joe Pilchesky and the art of mastering bull$hit

"I could have been somebody:" The Joe Pilchesky story

"Never get out of the boat" Observations from 'Nam, bars and Green Ridge.


I could do thi all night.



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"Black(hearted) Like Me"

"Holy Bible" King Joe's Version


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"How to Make (retarded) Friends and Not Influence People"

"How You Too Can Be An Unsuccessful Lawyer...Without Spending Thousands On Law School"

"How Beating Up Sleeping Drunks And Suing Little Leagues Builds Character"

"Why I'm Smarter Than Claus Von Bulow, By Joe Pilchesky"

"How To Spends Thousands And Have Nothing To Show For It'

"The 7 Habits Of Highly Unsuccessful Serial Plaintiffs"

"Arrogance" (sorry, that title was already taken by Bernard Goldberg)

"The Suck, and How to Get It"


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How about a self help guide called POLITICS for IDIOTS

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