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I am surprised that there has not been a post across the hall blaming the tiger death on Doherty.

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I saw that on the news last night ... how sad ... Reba the tiger was 15 years old ... I wonder what the life expectancy on a tiger is?

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That's ok, I'll write three for them:

Anti-style -
"Various sub-nodes of the ICBM determined that the tiger in question was no longer supportive of Tammany Hall style grafting for the benefit of the in-bred power structure. It's well documented in the book "Tigers: A History of Cronyism In Siberia" that tigers are in reality nothing more than bag-men for for the ICBM. Failing to effectively graft for the appropriate ICBM node, the tiger was made the victim of a weed-and-seed program."

Granma style -
"that tiger was killed by chirst doughty i know he was he was a good tiger and gary dibileo wouldnt have let the tiger die he were a mayor i know this because i heard it on the scanner last nite doughty is quilty of tiger homocide"

Milo style -
"Milo hears from his sources that Doherty personally killed not only this tiger, but several hundred other tigers. Milo knows that Doherty has been killing tigers for years now, starting back to when he was a kid working at the Stop-n-Go with Judy Gatelli. Yes, Milo heard that while Judy was shorting the register, Doherty was out killing tigers right and left."

-- Edited by Agamemnon at 07:18, 2008-05-08

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26 year life span both in captivity and the wild.

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a la aquamg:
"That tiger was for the people, not against some of the people or pretending to be for the people like some other tigers I know."

a la Stormin' Carmin;
"See what powers we have. "

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a la NotADumbBlonde:

Mrs. Evans: "Blah blah blah blah blah tiger blah blah blah blah blah dead blah blah blah blah this mayor blah blah blah blah blah my (smirk) colleagues blah blah blah blah blah send a letter blah blah blah blah blah (head turns to Kay) blah blah blah blah blah."

Mr. McGoff: "Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family and friends of this poor tiger."

Mrs. Evans "If I might interrupt for a moment. Blah blah blah blah blah tiger blah blah blah blah blah dead blah blah blah blah this mayor blah blah blah blah blah my (smirk) colleagues blah blah blah blah blah send a letter blah blah blah blah blah (head turns to Kay) blah blah blah blah blah."

Ms. Fanucci: "Tigers are good."

Mrs. Evans "Excuse me, Ms. Fanucci. I have something to add. Blah blah blah blah blah tiger blah blah blah blah blah dead blah blah blah blah this mayor blah blah blah blah blah my (smirk) colleagues blah blah blah blah blah send a letter blah blah blah blah blah (head turns to Kay) blah blah blah blah blah."






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Joe: "I've just served that tiger. He has thirty days to respond, or we go before a crony judge. I'll take this to the Hague, if necessary."

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On a more serious note, this tiger was a beautiful animal. She brought many smiles to the faces of children and adults alike. She may not have lived her life in the wild among other tigers and wildlife, but she did have a good life and brought much joy to Ms. Miller's life. To her, I send my most sincere regrets on the passing of her dear friend.

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Jim Davis

"Asa lama lakum, I just want to say that the Tiger it was beautiful. Just beautiful to seethe mix of brown, black, and white all come together and just be beautiful"

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Sam: "When I was in 'Nam we was not only fightin' Charlie, but fightin' the tigers too. After an 80 mile hike in 120 degree weather we'd stop for a 15 minute nap before we pound out another 80 miles before lunch. We'd lose two or three guys to a tiger every time we caught a little shut-eye. I was at the zoo a few weeks back and I swear that cat was eyeballing me. I'd have sliced that f-er is she made one wrong move."

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But Sam did not want to go to jail so he got the hecky shecky outta there!

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'Nam never had a safer missile silo than the one San guarded.

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OMG Thursday...too funny!

"Tigers are good"




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Les

"Ah Okay, I read in the DOherty News Letter about this Tiger, now Mr McGoff was this tiger also allowed at a Clinton Fund Raiser at the Doherty Mansion? Were all the tigers invited?"

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I wonder if Joe knows anyone who can loot the tiger's estate?

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Danny Hubbard...

"See I told you that not having a siren in lower Green Ridge would cause a tiger to die one day, but you just didn't listen."



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Edith Pichesky...

"The Scranton Times is nothing but a worthless DOherty front. It never prints anything true. It's all lies, lies, and more lies. Stacy Brown wouldn't know the truth if it were standing in front of him. I would never read it, period. We should all boycott the Scranton Times. It is the epitome of journalistic garbage. Anyone who reads it needs to have their head examined. Lies, lies, lies and more lies.

Oh, and a tiger died at Nay Aug. Here's the story."



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Visitors to the Genesis Wildlife Center in Nay Aug Park stared into an empty cage Wednesday, as if expecting Reba the tiger to toss around the Elmo doll she often played with to the delight of those young and old.

But as the sun beat down on the zoo area, the Elmo doll lay alone in the middle of the cage, which still contains mattresses and blankets for each of Rebas animal roommates.

Reba, the beloved Siberian tiger, died late Tuesday. She was 15.

After Reba had been cremated early Wednesday, Katlynn, the cougar whom Reba helped raise, moved about slowly, apparently grieving for her companion. Katlynn barely mingled with the cages other cougar, Dakota.

Katlynn licked Rebas head as she died last night, said a tearful Margaret Miller, director of the wildlife center. This is what people dont see: The real animals and what theyre really like.

Ms. Miller raised Reba after she obtained her from a small zoo in Marshalls Creek in 1993.

When I got her, she was nearly dead, Ms. Miller recalled. Her mother didnt have any milk, one other cub had died, and Reba was in an incubator. I held Reba in the palm of my hand; she was so small.

Its like Ive lost a part of me.

-- Edited by Agamemnon at 19:24, 2008-05-08

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Nelson...

"The fishwrap can't be trusted as a source of information on dead tigers. The TRUE information about dead tigers can only be found at DD.com"

(Note...this post would appear right after Edith's, above.)

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When a large cat dies I now know where to go for impartial coverage. Thanks Joe. You've done well in serving your community.

Say, how's that Shimkus thing going?

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Well guys it didn't take them long ... Poster Nobody has posted on the subject and well what do you all think he thinks should happen .... that's right ... you guessed it ... he wants the zoo to close ... but I think he is forgetting that it is not a zoo ... what it is is a wildlife rescue center ... so what does he suggest happens to these animals that have been abused and neglected? Where should Ms. Miller send them?

What about this Nobody ... how about going up there and donating some of your time ... help them come up with ways for the community to raise the money they need to run and improve the center ... how about that ... try and be a part of the solution and not the problem.

Come on guys and gals put on your thinking caps what can be done to help raise money for the center?

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Ray Lyman:

Miss Catelli, hows come da tiger died up dere at da park? A guy I know sent me a letter and I give it to my atterny. Da amalance came past my house with da tiger in it and din't get troo cus of all the snow lef over dat the plow din't move. I deman ta know why a tiger got an amalance and I hafta calll and call.

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Nancy Krake

"Recently, PTL, the Pennsylvania Tiger League met and discussed how the tiger was worse off now than 15 years ago. The reason is because the Tiger owedback Taxesbut Northeast Credit tried to collect an excessive amount in Penalties. Please Mrs Evans run for Mayor andhelp the Tiger"

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