SAmmy stole a page from mentor JOey's play book and is laying out all the legal mumbo-jumbo as to how we should all be scared of him going to trail and how God is his lead counsel, yada, yada, yada. He even starts throughing out the ole Latin terms - just remember bro:'E PluribusFunk' I guess the Camp SAmmy circus starts on January 24th!! Get there early for the best seats.
Sam Patilla Posts: 101 Date: Jan 15 3:54 PM, 2008 Views: 96
Introducing your NEW City Council President.. That should give her and her attorneys plenty of time to prep answers for the political undressing/questions that she'll face at my trial (s).
Hear that Gatelli, the time has come to answer to not only the Residents/Tax Payers of Scranton but those of the Commonwealth and the Country
Not to fear a number of your co-horts will be subpoenaed (both of the subpoena ad testificandum and subpoena duces tecum varieties):
Hailstone-Farell Scranton Chief of Police Jarbola
to name a few
Your buddy Newcomb once stated that only a fool has him/herself as a client but those that he was refferring too didn't have "GOD" as Lead Counsel (Funny how it was brought out in court that he was shouting and slinging insults at me the entire time I spoke at that meeting and nothing was done to call him to order and he has disappeared from the legal documents that I've received since the pre-trial, not to fear I'll remember to address that very issue once again in COURT)
Sam Patilla Posts: 101 Date: Jan 15 4:35 PM, 2008 Views: 55
Introducing your NEW City Council President.. One more thing Gatelli,
One of the motions I requested in addition to a Speedy Trial was a Trial by Jury [Which encompasses a trial by "MY PEERS"
[note dotherty supporters aren't my peers] and as such any and everyone present before me for seating on that jury will be challenged, so as to ensure the Jury isn't stacked with doherty's cronys]
Right to a Public Trial
The Sixth Amendment guarantees public trials in criminal cases. This is an important right, because the presence in courtrooms of a defendant's family and friends, ordinary citizens, and the press can help ensure that the government observes important rights associated with trials.
In a few situations -- normally involving children -- the court will close the court to the public. For example, judges can bar the public from attending cases when defendants are charged with sexual assaults against children. Also, the judge may exclude witnesses from the courtroom in order to prevent a witness from influencing the subsequent testimony of another.
Right to a Jury Trial
The Sixth Amendment gives a person accused of a crime the right to be tried by a jury, except for petty offenses carrying a sentence of six months or less of jail time. This right has traditionally been interpreted to mean a 12-person jury. However, a jury can constitutionally consist of as few as six persons, but defendants tried by six-person juries can be convicted only if the jury is unanimous in favor of guilt.
In most cases, a unanimous verdict is required to convict a defendant. In most states, a lack of unanimity is called a "hung jury," and the defendant will go free unless the prosecutor decides to retry the case. In Oregon and Louisiana, however, juries may convict or acquit a defendant on a vote of ten to two. And the U.S. Supreme Court has upheld a state law providing for less-than-unanimous verdicts by 12-person juries in non-death penalty cases.
Potential jurors must be selected "RANDOMLY" from the community, and the actual jury must be selected by a process that allows the judge and lawyers to "SCREEN OT BIASED JURORS".
The following is one of My favorites:
In addition, a lawyer may eliminate several potential jurors simply because he feels that these people would not be sympathetic to his side -- but these decisions (called "peremptory challenges") may not be based on the juror's personal characteristics such as race, sex, religion, or national origin.
I thought there is a limit to how many challenges each side gets during jury selection. If so, don't blow your wad on the first 12 jurors.
Also, don't leave loose your legal pads or JOey's law books on your way to court - DOlt!!!
Sam Patilla Posts: 101 Date: Jan 15 8:49 PM, 2008 Views: 2
Introducing your NEW City Council President.. I slipped on the stairs exiting City Hall after the Council Meeting so if anyonefound a set of keys, feel free to let me know, they may belong to me.
Thanks in advance
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They have a cell waiting for him....I heard he will be there by Valentine's day.....Good Luck Sam!!....I told you that you should have went back to Newark where you belong.
I will take a day off work WITHOUT PAY, just to see thiscartoon character defend himself. LOSER! SOmetime when a person tries to prove this their intelligence it just reinforces how stupid they are.
Agreed Signage...this would be worth the cost of admission.
My prediction: Sammy goes down in a remarkably short period of time...specifically right after the judge formally views the tape. I've talked to about a dozen people who have viewed the tape of Sammy's performance and not one walked away thinking "this is an innocent man".
Oh, and I think it was Bo Peep at DD who suggested that Sam would "own this town" as a result of the trial. Hmmmmmmmm...can't wait to see the DD responses when the trial results in the only things Sammy "owning" are temporarily a 6x6 jail cell and a fine.
-- Edited by Agamemnon at 07:38, 2008-01-17 I type especially bad when I have to use the laptop keyboard.
-- Edited by Agamemnon at 16:28, 2008-01-17
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
It was Abe Lincoln who said that, and you're absolutely correct. Trying to be objective about this for a second, if there was ever anyone who would benefit from professional legal representation, it's Sammy Patilla.
Hat's off to you Sammy...you're doing more damage to yourself than any of your so-called enemies ever could.
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
I really don't know if this is the right place for this post or not ... but I read it this morning and well I found it to be very amusing ....
Here goes ... lets see if you all get the same laugh out of this one that I got! I really don't have any comments ... but have highlighted what I think are the funniest parts of this post!
Sam Patilla Posts: 103 Date: Jan 18 4:17 AM, 2008 Views: 21
Just like your CORRUPT & CROOKED mayor you seek to present half truths or misinformation, what you've stated above is only "ONE" definition [there are many others]
Put this in your pipe of CORRUPTION, MALFEASANCE and CROYNISM
As earlier stated I slipped on the icy stairs leading out of City Hall Tuesday night, after the pain became too unbearable I went to Mercy Hospital (keep in mind that I've "NEVER" [minus the one time I was searching for a dentisit] been into "ANY" of Scranton's Hospitals nor any Doctor's office here in Scranton.
My complaint was back pain and pain shooting down my right leg
The doctor came into the treatment room ["NEVER" once identifying himself], poked me in "2" places on my back and stated he was sending me for X-Rays
{I've seen many a doctor over the years [especially the past 8 years] and not one of them ever "FAILED" to give me his or her name either while entering the room or immediately upon entering the room)
Seconds after he walked out of the treatment room, I got this searing pain in My right ear and called out for the doctor, one of the nurses came and informed me that he was with another paitient, I explained what My problem was and asked her the doctor's name [which she providied].
Shortly thereafter, the X-Ray Tech came and got me - Now this is where it gets interesting, 1 of the X-Ray's that was ordered by the doctor required Me to open My mouth and have that radiation sent into my mouth [which I was instructed to open as wide as I could], I have a bunch of "METAL FILLINGS" so if at anytime I find out that that "CLOWN" put "My LIFE in DANGER" of radiation poisoning there will be "ATTEMPTED MURDER Charges" Filed with the "FEDS".
Keep in mind, I've never been inside "ANY" of Scranton's Hospitals or Doctor's Offices let alone examined by any Doctor here in Scranton, so outside of My appearing at council meetings they wouldn't know me from a can of paint
Now in regards to my complaint of pain in my right ear, I was informed that I would have to go through the registration process anew - which I did.(I was wrong ... I do have comments .... andonecomment is that is total and utter BULL$HIT!)
One of the "OTHER" Doctors came and retrieved me and led me back into the tri-opt room were the fat and lazy azzzzzz orginal doctor was standing laughing - He's "SHORTER" than I and while we were standing he took his instrument place the tip into my ear and in less time than his back exam took, declared that there was nothing in there (I know I'm not shocked to find out that there was nothing in there ... LOL)and that I was "FINE" [how in the heeellll someone shorter than I can check My ear while we're both standing is beyond me] but now hold onto your seat the doctor stated that "I MIGHT HAVE HIT MY HEAD WHEN I FELL" [a possible head injury but I'm "FINE".(Don't worry sammy as if there is nothing in there then I'm guessing that there could be nothing to hurt!)
ANY Doctor worth his salt would have then at least wanted to check me for possible head trauma -
Immediately on arriving home, I placed a call to My Lawyer's office and explained everything - "NO" one who has worked on any of my cases ever heard of X-RAYS being given via an AGAPE MOUTH in that fashion from a complaint of back pain or pain shooting down one's leg.(Papa Pilchesky must be quite proud of you ... going home and immediately looking into the possibility of a lawsuit ... hell you must be his long lost son!)
Which leads me to believe that either the doctor is "TOTALLY INCOMPENTENT", he prefers not to administer to "PEOPLE of COLOR" or he and or his Family are doobies (such as yourself) {I've opted to believe "ALL" 3](Oh my God Sammy you are on to something now ... you better watch out ... you never know whena Doobie will jump out at ya! ... Come on ... you think you are that important ... get over yourself ... Do you really think you are so important that the Mayor would have Doctor's put their licence on the line just to get even with you!)
The sad thing is outside of two people that I came in contact with regarding the reasons for My being at the Hospital that night "EVERYONE" of those others were "PROFESSIONAL, COURTEOUS and Down right nice!
You people on the doobie side of the street seem uncapable(Sammy did you mean incapable ... maybe Mrs. Evans can tutor you ... wow) of separating POLITICS from "COMMON SENSE" and "COMMON DECENCY", and I say this because of the reasons given directly above, that clown didn't know me and after taking an "OATH" to Healp ( I think she can help ... see ... that's how it's spelled) and or SAVE People with Health problems that should have been the case, not one wondering if I was subjected to possible radiation poisoning and he misdianosis of my injurys/health complaints.( Sammy when did back pain with pain going down the leg constitute a life threatening injury in which your life would have needed saving????? Maybe they were annoyed with you because you were wasting time that should have been spent on people who truly had an emergency ... next time go to your family physician instead of the EMERGENCY room!)
Lets see if fat boy will still have that smug look on his face and look at furure suffering patients as a joke.
Or for that fact his "CONNECTED" Family and gang doobie!(Can you just see the line of questioning at this civil action ... Dr. ???? can you tell me are you related to or a friend of Scranton's Mayor Christopher Doherty? Can you tell me Doctor did you vote for or place a political sign in your yard in support of Scranton's Mayor Christopher Doherty!)
Time is runnning short but the "LAWYERS" will be in place prior to My Feb.4th (Both in the case of My slipping on the steps at City Hall and for the potential Malpractice/Misdiagnosis while at Mercy by captain clown) scheduled Court Appearance.(and once again I must say that have got to be the long lost son of Papa Pilchesky ... )
To cap matters off - when I called City Hall to inform them that I slipped on the stairway [like I'm not aware that there's a camera that caught [or should have caught] My slipping mounted on one of the outside walsl but like everything else in this city the tape will probably come up "MISSING" - I was informed to go to the Scranton Police Department [the same Scranton Police Dept. were I walked in Freely and under My own FREE WILL, only to have LEG IRONS Placed on Me while I was waiting in a HOLDING CELL and file a Police Report( Ok Sammy ... stop your bitching and just go file that report as that would be the proper procedure in any municipality ... what are you afraid they will put you in leg irons again and charge you with defacing public property ... for falling on the steps ... again I will just say ... Get the *uck over yourself ... you just aren't as important as you think you are!)
[I'll leave that up to the Lawyers & Insurance Company]
It tickles me everytime one of you CROOKS has the stones to utter either the word TRUTH, DECENCY, HONESTY and or DECORUM
I just thought this was the funniest thing I have read across the hall and had to share it with you all ... sorry I really did try not to comment ... but I just couldn't help it!
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
This jackass could have fallen on the icy steps in front of his OWN house and figured out a way to blame Chris Doherty for it.
I'm chuckling because a friend of mine is bitching about being called for Jury Duty on Feb 4. I all but BEGGED her to let me steal her identity for the day.
wouldn't that be great to be on that jury ... I would love it! But how the hell would you keep from laughing in his face all day????
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
Actually I think I would much prefer to be a part of the civil action he is planning against this Doctor ... that should be really funny don't you think?
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
Now I don't doubt that SAmmy fell and got hurt and sought medical attention. What gets me: 1) that this Doctor probably didn't know SAmmy from Adam (Not everyone in Scranton is glued to City Council meetings on Ch 61), Sammy admitted that much; 2) there's a 90% chance the Doctor isn't originally from this area; 3) why do the DOlts at JOey LAnD always try their best to tie everything and everybody somehow to the Dr. Evil - Chris Dougherty?
I like how now SAmmy is hinting that he's going to sue everybody within a 20 mile radius of center city or they'll be hauled into Federal Court. Apparently he has a "real" lawyer. Plus he's back to his sound bites about Dougherty and any other politician/employee who doesn't agree with him whole heartly.
Gee SAmmy where were you when JOey was throwing out the "N" word and shoving his brand of free speech at JOey LAnD down everyone's throats?
I give the poster "Rational Thought" at JOey LAnD one or two more days, the herd doesn't like his/herposts and their sending JOey secret PMs for JOey to give him the PM smack down or ban them.
Real freedom of speech/thought going on over at JOey LAnD.
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Preacher there is no real freedom of speech across the hall ... as you well know ... if you have a free thought in you head and you let it flow through your fingertips onto the www ... and it does not conform to Pappa Pilchesky's way of thinking you are sooner or later (lately it has been later rather than sooner) to be banished from the land of free flowing ideas ... free speech etc ... the real news ... whatever they are defining themselves as at the moment. I have no doubt in my mind that you are right on this one ... Rational Thought will soon be banished. I do believe that Pragmat has already put in the request ... so it's only a matter of time now.
I think that we did accomplish one thing with our site ... it takes a bit longer than it used to for banishment to occur ... they tolerate posters who don't agree for a bit longer than in the past. Hell it only took me 4 posts to be banned ... and then I started this site.
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
You can't sue for malpractice because a doctor refuses to help yuo commit insurance fraud, Sam. Now how about taking your dreads out of your ass and shovelling your own sidewalks before I fall and slip and take YOUR house, huh, buddy?
I like the part about 'radiation poisoning' and the "agape" mouth. Somebody should tell Sammy that a woman 'of color' is in charge at Mercy Hospital. Perhaps she could grant him an audience before she packs up.
it must be truly awful to go through life living with such parinoia ... thinking that everyone is out to get you ...
Now it is only my opinion and I am not a Doctor but from reading Sammy Boy's posts I would say that this fits him perfectly .... what do you all think.
PARANOID PERSONALITY DISORDER
Diagnostic Features:
Paranoid Personality Disorder is a condition characterized by excessive distrust and suspiciousness of others. This disorder is only diagnosed when these behaviors become persistent and very disabling or distressing. This disorder should not be diagnosed if the distrust and suspiciousness occurs exclusively during the course of Schizophrenia, a Mood Disorder With Psychotic Features, or another Psychotic Disorder or if it is due to the direct physiological effects of a neurological (e.g., temporal lobe epilepsy) or other general medical condition.
Complications:
Individuals with this disorder are generally difficult to get along with and often have problems with close relationships because of their excessive suspiciousness and hostility. Their combative and suspicious nature may elicit a hostile response in others, which then serves to confirm their original expectations. Individuals with this disorder have a need to have a high degree of control over those around them. They are often rigid, critical of others, and unable to collaborate, although they have great difficulty accepting criticism themselves. They often become involved in legal disputes. They may exhibit thinly hidden, unrealistic grandiose fantasies, are often attuned to issues of power and rank, and tend to develop negative stereotypes of others, particularly those from population groups distinct from their own. More severely affected individuals with this disorder may be perceived by others as fanatics and form tightly knit cults or groups with others who share their paranoid beliefs.
Comorbidity:
In response to stress, individuals with this disorder may experience very brief psychotic episodes (lasting minutes to hours). If the psychotic episode lasts longer, this disorder may actually develop into Delusional Disorder or Schizophrenia. Individuals with this disorder are at increased risk for Major Depressive Disorder, Agoraphobia, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Alcohol and Substance-Related Disorders. Other Personality Disorders (especially Schizoid, Schizotypal, Narcissistic, Avoidant, and Borderline) often co-occur with this disorder.
Associated Laboratory Findings:
No laboratory test has been found to be diagnostic of this disorder.
Prevalence:
The prevalence of Paranoid Personality Disorder is about 0.5%-2.5% of the general population. It is seen in 2%-10% of psychiatric outpatients. This disorder occurs more commonly in males.
Course:
This disorder may be first apparent in childhood and adolescence with solitariness, poor peer relationships, social anxiety, underachievement in school, hypersensitivity, peculiar thoughts and language, and idiosyncratic fantasies. These children may appear to be ?odd? or ?eccentric? and attract teasing. The course of this disorder is chronic.
Familial Pattern:
This disorder is more common among first-degree biological relatives of those with Schizophrenia and Delusional Disorder, Persecutory Type.
I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
Very well put Paul! Hell, I even think Sammy is capable of understanding what you wrote. Well maybe.
Let me see...Sammy is on the verge of getting his clock cleaned legally by the city and low and behold seems to fall on, you guessed it, city property. Why how very convenient. This is one desperate dude. What's next...Judy Gatelli's car accidentally runs over Sammy as she rolls out of the garage in the morning*?
(*) Sammy just happened to be in the neighborhood.
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
Hell Ag we are not that lucky .... (I'm kidding I no way want to see any harm come to Mr. Patilla).
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
Lus, I don't think paranoia has anything to do with it -- every other boy wakes up with a stiffie for the nudie poster in his room -- that boy wakes up with a hard-on for anyone and everyone in the administration