"Good morning, and welcome to Wal Mart."

That must be the corporation that he meant she was qualified for.

I was thinking more along the lines of "shoe shine today sir?"

:::For a woman like her, there's a ton of gratification and money in the corporate world.

Hummmmm there he is mentioning that she is a women again, poor Edith. Edith issuch a good sport and very loyal of course, like Lassie

-- Edited by IHavehadenoughofhaters at 07:37, 2007-11-28

"...From what I understand, she's great at "taking care of the boss" if you know what I mean."

The mere thought is just plain disgusting.

Janet's biggest impediment to working in the corporate world? Probably the fact that she seems biologically incapable of expressing the most simple of thoughts in anything less than ten minutes.

Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.

Good morning fellow Wal-Mart Super Center Store 3421 associates. First off let me say that my sincerest condolences go out to Betty in lay away on the passing of her father George. He was so instrumental in bringing fresh ideas and dedication to the greeting of customers here at the store. I can always picture his face as I entered the store and got my smiley face sticker and a warm greeting and hug. I will truly miss that. There will be a cookie sale outside the store today to raise money for the high school band. They are trying to raise money so they can perform in the ground hog festivities in the spring.

Last week while I was doing my pilgrimage in the craft section and was out and about the store I was able to speak with many concerned shoppers about the lack of High School Musical dolls available in the store, especially the Troy dolls. I have written to corporate about this and to date have no received any response from them.

Now I would like to take the opportunity to clear up some things. First, we all know that smoking is not allowed in the break room and bathrooms. I have stressed to upper management that this smoking ban is illegal and should be stopped before there is a lawsuit. The email sent on my behalf that is circulating amongst you is my way of letting you know I am with you people on this issue, but I cant publicly be against it.

Second, many of you are complaining to my manager and HR that emails that you are sending me is either not getting to me or you are not receiving a response. My personal administrator at home checks all of my email to root out the evil and/or unnecessary ones.

Lastly I am aware that my personal administrator has been here at the store and having numerous confrontations with employees he feels are trying to undermine my authority. I have received a notice from security that he is banned from the store and must stay at least 150 feet from the entrance of the store.

Thats all I have - now who wants to lead us in our morning cheer?