Just a couple, off the top of my head....

1. What is the date you were married? List all that apply.
2. On what date were you divorced? Again, list all that apply.
3. How many children do you have?
4. Who are their fathers?
5. What are their birth dates?
6. Do they currently reside with you? 6b. If not, why not? 6c. Who has custody of them if they are minors?
7. Have you ever had an extramarital affair? 7b. What was/were (is/are) his and/or her name(s)?
8. Have you ever had an abortion? 8b. When? 8c. Where? 8d. How many?
9. From whom did you purchase your home?
10. When did you purchase it?
11. How much did you pay?
12. How did you finance it? 12b. If mortgaged, through whom? 12c. How much are your mortgage payments?
13. Where do you work? 13b. What is your salary? 13c. What name appears on your check?
14. Did you graduate high school? When? From where?
15. At the same moment, two trains leave Chicago and New York. They move towards each other with costant speeds. The train from Chicago is moving at speed of 40 miles per hour, and the train from New York is moving at speed of 60 miles per hour. The distance between Chicago and New York is 1000 miles. How long after their departure will they meet?
16. How much have you given in campaign contributions in the last ten years, and to whom?
17. How do you sleep at night?
18. What meds do you take to sleep or to look at yourself in the mirror?

More to follow, I'm sure...

-- Edited by Paul at 17:18, 2007-10-18

20. If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?

22. Have you or your husband ever used amyl nitrate?
23. Have you or your husband ever run an under-the-table business out of your garage?
24. Have you ever given fashion advice to Fay Franus, particularly in the arena of headwear?
25. Do you agree with DD posters who claim that all of Scranton's police officers are racist?
26. Who is a better guitar player, The Edge or Peter Buck?
27. Did you encourage your husband to sue a Little League?
28. Do you believe that a man is "tough" simply because he can beat a sleeping drunk with a tire iron?
29. Do you consider your husband to be a bald cry-baby, or a cry-baby who is bald?
30. Does Sam Patilla do a decent job with the grass and hedges?
31. Precisely where did you hide your moral compass?
32. Did you enjoy reading the postings about Judy Gatelli's granddaughter?



-- Edited by Agamemnon at 18:22, 2007-10-18

Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.

38. Doesn't Joe give you the creeps?
39. Who's hotter - Telly Savalas or Yul Brenner?
40. Why? (That's an overall why - not related to any other question here)

42. Did Joe buy any whores with his share of the loot? Edith is, you know, kind of a dried up, bored out pile of slunk meat. Joe probably bought a few whores. (South side whores, not the top notch Lackawanna Ave. whores. Sun Hotel whores, you know, quantity over quality)


[Sorry Art, have to comment here...well make that "try to comment" as I am laughing so hard that I'm nearly falling over...anyway, damn good question!!

- Agamemnon]

-- Edited by Art Gordon at 20:04, 2007-10-18

-- Edited by Agamemnon at 20:15, 2007-10-18

42b. What's wrong with South Side whores, Art? We're all out there from 9PM-5AM, rain or shine, trying to make ends meet and pay the rent, just like everyone else. Don't judge our sexual "worth" based in a glandular problem, bad dental coverage, and willingness to accept IOUs. We all put our pink leopard print spandex on one leg at a time, just like you. It's all about getting a good bang for your buck (on Saturdays, you get two bangs for your buck, wink wink nudge nudge).

OMG I can't even add to this list as I am laughing so hard i can't see the keyboard well. Thisis the funniest thread to date. In the words of the great bleached dumbo ....brava!!

59. Why do you continue to cite the Scranton Times as a source when you consider it to be biased?
60. Is Joe bald everywhere?
61. List all the charities that you have contributed to over the last five years, including names, dates and amounts. Did any of these charaties benefit from money you received from your late father's estate?
62. Given your husband's history of violent behavior, have you ever felt threatened at home?
63. Have you ever encouraged the stalking of public officials, either directly or indirectly (via allowing such postings to remain at DD)?
64. Have you ever questioned the hiring of Judy Gatelli's daughter as a teacher in the Scranton School District? If so, did you also question the hiring of Chris Evans as well?
65. Does Joe make you pick the bugs from his teeth after a long ride on the Harley?
66. Do you believe that it's immoral to take services from a city but then refuse to pay taxes?
67. Have you ever been the subject of an audit by the Internal Revenue Service?
68. If you came upon a burning house during the middle of winter, what would you do first....call the fire department or immediately take pictures of the road?
69. How many times has city council member Janet Evans visited your home?
70. Have you ever claimed (or allowed claims to be written, unchallenged, at DD) that men in black suits have followed yourself or your husband? If so, did any of them look like this?


-- Edited by Agamemnon at 07:18, 2007-10-19

Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.

74. Where precisely is "the line" at DD, and what would it take to cross it? Bringing up the grandchildren of elected officials is clearly ok, sexual inuendo is ok, blaming a suicide on someone else is ok, berating the religious and ethnic backgrounds of others is ok, so what isn't?
75. Does Joe get cranky if he doesn't get his prunes in the morning?

Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.

::::60. Is Joe bald everywhere? ::::

All I can say about this question is YUCK! Now there is an image ...... wow

80. Do you consider yourself to be homophobic?
81. If you and your husband are truly interested in what's best for Scranton, why don't you run for city council?
82. Does it bother you that your husband loves to reference violence in his postings?
83. Do you think it's appropriate that there is so much sexual induendo on the DD site, a site that is accessible to children?
84. Do you ever worry that the minor children of the elected officials you target (including Chris Doherty & Sherri Nealon Fanucci) have been harmed by the sexually suggestive comments made about them on the DD board? I speak specifically of postings about the Mayor having an affair(s) and Ms Nealon-Fanucci being "on her knees".
85. Have you ever wanted to remove a posting from DD but be told by your husband that it had to remain?
86. Explain your reasoning behind supporting DD poster Antisystemicmovement's claim that Mexicans, Irish-Catholics and Jews take better care of their properties than poor whites and blacks?
87. How many computers do you and your husband own?
88. Have you ever knowingly violated copyright law by positng material from various sources on DD without the permission of the author(s)?
89. Identify instances where you removing postings from DD and the reasons why those postings were removed.
90. Is it true that a DD poster can claim (without any evidence), that a sitting judge is engaged in lewd conduct BUT can not question (despite public evidence being widely available) the events behind the hiring of Janet Evans as a full time teacher in the Scranton School District?
91. Do you ever look at the amount of money that your husband have spent on lost lawsuits and related matters and consider what else could have been done with that same amount of money? For example, assuming that you have spent $30,000 on lawsuits; given a cost of $0.19 to feed one child lunch in the developing world*, the amount you have pissed away could have provided lunch for over 157,800 poor children.


(*) Source: United Nations World Food Programme.

-- Edited by Agamemnon at 08:40, 2007-10-21

Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.

93. Did you spend the money that you bilked from your father's estate on frivilous lawsuits?
94. What do your siblings think about the fact that you robbed the estate of money that you claim you are the only one entiltled to, but since there are five children of Mr. Conrad ... isn't that also their inheritance?
95. Does Joe allow you to have contact with your siblings?
96. Have you heard from your siblings concering the estate since this story broke?

WOW...this is impressive! 100 questions since Thursday.

My favorite question, hands down, is #42.

Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.

106. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

107. Which is a better pizza - DiGorno or Delivery?

108. Does Pine Sol really make you go Wooo?

109. Does JOey have a JaNut shrine in a secret closet?

110. Does JaNut have a JOey shrine in a secret closet?