After about 10 hours of shore fishing standing in the surf, I realized I didn't cover my shins or feet with sunblock. I left with the grandfather of all sunburns as a result, thus the hobble. Painful, but well worth the inforomation I left with, all of which I will apply here when the time is ripe, like when Doherty announces his intentions.
A SUNBURN... you weren't at the meeting cause of a SUNBIRN YOU ARE AN AS*HOLE
What kind of moron stands in the ocean water for ten hours and doesn't expect to get some sun? Let's add this to the list of losses. In my mind he's now 1-32.
He must have been fishing with granma - that sounds like somethig SHE would do. And then complaint to Joe Pilcheski that (somehow) it was Chris Doherty's fault.
If Granma was with him at the ocean (hahaha) maybe she should consider spending more time at home cutting down those obnoxious vines all over her house. I would be furious if I had her living next to me.