OMG ... Paul ... I needed that laugh ... I have been laughing and laughing at our friend Simple Sammy all day ... I have absolutely no life today ... I admit it ... but every now and again ... it's a good way to waste away a day!
So anyway ... I knew that if I searched high and low on the google image engine ... I would find a picture of SuperSammy the Octoman ... so here it is!
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ABLE TO LEAP THREE KEYBOARDS IN A SINGLE BOUND ... IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE ... nah, it's just some jackass from back southside way -------------------------------------------- It doesn't take much to type the words "h-e-c-k-y" and "s-h-e-c-k-y"
Being a paperboy must pay pretty darned well if Samboy has the cash for three computers - or maybe they fell off a truck on Pittston Ave. and Samboy just happened by.
Anyhoo ... Sam is ALL FOR the concert. He would definitely attend to hear his hecky-shecky, bad ass rappers, but since it was given the stamp of approval by Chris Doherty, he's gonna stay home and marinate some greens, smoke a big fattie and hum "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore".
You hit the nail on the head Thursday....Sammy and his ilk are incapable of giving Mayor Doherty credit for anything, and by extension, anything he supports they must oppose. For a bunch of "free thinkers", it's amazing how pre-determined their thoughts really are!
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Note the following (text deleted for clarity & red hi-lite by me):
Sam Patilla Posts: 248 Date: Jul 1 9:08 PM, 2008 Views: 40 Actually she ...
Harriet Tubman, Susan B. Anthony, Eleanor (Anna) Roosevelt, Lady Bird Johnson, Toni Morrison, Mary Mcleod Bethune, Wangari Maathai, Ms. Jane Pittman, Golda Meir, Erma Bombeck, Florence Nightingale, Lucretie Mott, Grandma Moses, Margaret Mead, "ALL" answered the call, ill-regardless to their welfare and or the fact(s) that in many cases they were mocked, laughed at, brushed aside as weak and or told to go home simply because of their "SEX/RACE/AGE" and if it was good enough for them it's good enough for ME!
I've got a Recovery Plan of My own...
The problem here is that Miss (not Ms) Jane Pittman is actually a FICTIONAL CHARACTER, as in not a real person, created by a male author named Ernest Gaines.
Come on Sammy, you're throwing us softballs!!
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I'll bet the Sammy will be quite shocked to find out that this is a story ... made up by someone ... that's right Sammy ... it's called Historical F-I-C-T-I-O-N.
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That whole Sammy Boy post you pulled that from was a train wreck rant!! Gee Sammy Boy you broke your own hecky-schecky code and didn't have any () {} [] for us to stop, marinate and go back to re-read, I'm disappointed in you son.
I believe Puzzler said it best, we only have to try and decifer his hecky-schecky rant postss, imagine Sammy Boy's old lady trying to figure out what he wants for dinner or what snacks to bring home!!! Glad she's the money maker, those disability checks can only go so far for maddog 20/20 and pain pills!!!
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This must be Joe Pilchesky's legal advise for the town moron Sammy, "Go ahead Sammy say whatever you want and make violent threats but remember to add my humble opinion or Politically speaking at the end". Sam haven't you learned your lesson since the time you went to the podium and said since there was a cop outside your house deadly force was now authorized? You can find it on u tube you j@ck@ass if you forget!
Sam Patilla Posts: 248 Date: Jul 1 9:08 PM, 2008 Views: 127 Yeah step behind that building over there, I wanna discuss MY IDEAS for a RECOVERY PLAN with ya - Mayor Do-DOO - POLITICALLY & LEGALLY SPEAKING of course!
And is the Mayor supposed to be frightened by this skinny scarecrow body type ... that probably couldn't break a twig in half ... LOL ... I wonder how they feel knowing that they type these type of threats (political and legal threats that is) and knowing that the Mayor does not ever seem to be bothered by them ... they try to get under his skin and yet he nver so much as gives them the slightest mention .... ignoring them completely.
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Sam Patilla Posts: 253 Date: Jul 3 7:14 PM, 2008 Views: 69 Whenever I see the letters L.L.C. behind a business/company's name, some of the 1st thing to come to mind is (especially in this city):
Freeloader Beggar Tax Payer Bail-out and the word THIEF
Good thing I've been order to stay away from the java
Caffeine hasn't been good to me lately &
the last thing I need is a dose of crude residue mixed in with My 3rd or 4th serving of the Extra Large Breakfast Blend
Who knows once the ratz currently holding office and positions of public self-servants are shown the door and given da "BOOT" maybe we'll be able to attract more legitimate businesses into the City which will produce benefits for the entire Scranton Populace & not just the bumbling dolts & assorted mentally challenged sots who currently hold those positions.
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I'll bet $20 that Sammy doesn't know what "LLC" stands for
He may be off the java, but I'm thinking it's the ganga that he actually should stay away from, as you get the impression from his writing that he's not entirely grounded in this part of the cosmos.
Can someone explain why Dunkin Donuts isn't a legitimate business? From what I read, they are building this shop without any public money.
Is Sammy somehow implying that there is a connection between a donut shop and Mayor Doherty?
I go to the South Side Dunkin Donuts, and trust me, they service the entire city population.
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Can anyone explain something to me here? How does one move from Newark --- Crime City, USA--- and within days attend a Scranton City Council meeting and angrily pronounce how he's not going to tolerate what goes on here in Scranton and how the mayor and his corrupt cronies have got to go? You came from where? And then he gets himself in trouble at a Council meeting, pleads and gets sentenced and has to pay, and then states the other day that he will have been here two years and things have got to change? Now, I've been here 3 years and I in no way feel I have the slightest right to be as angry with things as say police officers who have been here all their lives and haven't had a pay raise in 7 years and firefighters who know the mayor wants to cut 3 dozen positions. Um, other than the rants and innuendo of Nelson- which he has the right and you can almost understand his frustrations-- you don't see cops going to the podium and making these angry and wild statements. I guess Sammy boy secretly served in the Scranton Police or fire department. maybe he was guarding nuclear missles under City Hall. Who knows, but explain someone!!!!!
Patilla comes here and rails against Mayor Doherty claiming that he is all sorts of unsavory things, while his hometown of Newark only recently saw the exit of one of the most corrupt mayors in the history of the known universe, Sharpe James. Making matters more ironic is that Newark's current mayor, Cory Booker, reminds me a lot of Chris Doherty.
Of course the $64,000 question is this: Why is Patilla here in the first place? It certainly wasn't to pursue better employment prospects, as the general consensus is that Patilla doesn't really work (unless you count being a former paperboy as a job).
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what's funny is after i submitted the previous post i was going to mention the great Sharpe James, who even before his troubles became public reminded me a lot of Marion Barry. Dollars to donuts Sammy boy didn't go to Newark City Hall railing against Sharpe Eye James, had he, I don't think we'd ever have been given the privilege of meeting the ex-marine err Times-Tribune paper boy.
Patilla, the DD'ers and the Doomers all are mistaken in one thing ... Mayor Doherty never said that there was no crime in Scranton ... what he has said that there is LOW crime in Scranton ... there is a difference ... However Sammy as IHave has pointed out is "special" and well I can see why he could get confused.
And thank you Ag for a bit of Newark History ... I found it to be very interesting reading. Corruption in Scranton ... Patilla would have better served his hometown of Newark ... now I read that Booker put added to the police presence on the streets of Newark ... maybe ... that's why Sammy got out when he did ... not that I'm calling him a criminal ... but it is funny that this is the time he choose to leave ... interesting very interesting ... but that's just my opinion!
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You're welcome Lus...my employer has it's corporate offices in Newark, so I'm there a few times a year.
Sharpe James was an interested character...I wouldn't have compared him to Marion Barry, but Stacy is right in that there are a lot of similarities. Newark was, and is, a very dangerous town. I only go there during the day, and I will not stay in town overnight. The fact that Sammy apparently comes from that environment and then DARES to talk about crime in Scranton is, as Ray Lyman would say, "ree-dick-oo-lus".
The good news for Newark, in case anyone cares, is that Cory Booker seems to be changing things for the better. He's a highly educated individual full of fresh ideas who really can inspire change. I hope he's successful, as Newark really needs it. Hell, maybe if he is successful in fully turning Newark around, Sammy will want to return.
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a la Samboy ::: ... maybe we'll be able to attract more legitimate businesses into the City ... ::: You betcha Samboy -- just like that rap concert will attract all sorts of upstanding characters.
a la Stacy Brown ::: ... and within days attend a Scranton City Council meeting and angrily pronounce how he's not going to tolerate what goes on here ... ::: This reminds me of his posts referring to the corruption in "Mother Scranton" as if his mamma was freed here a hundred years ago, when what actually happened was he had car troubles on 81, just shy of Davis Street the day before and couldn't get parts yet.
Here is further proof that Sammy boy is the sellout he accuses every other black person with a job and purpose in life of being. He posts the following about Diane Boone, an African-American woman who has been raising children on her on and moved to Scranton from Newark and started a black newspaper and is on many community boards:
Her name was given to me by a few long-time Afro-American Scranton Residents as one of the biggest sell-outs in the Scranton Afro-American Community, shortly after Phyllis and I relocated here. How true that statement is or isn't, I really couldn't tell you.
I do know that I stop trying to contact her (even left a message or two on her answering machine & I might have spoken directly to/with her at one point or other) after I saw for myself that she'd do the same things as certain Scranton City Council Members in order to get ahead/succeed which also entailed forgetting where she came from and for that matter who the hellllllll she is has to sell down the river in order to make that rag of hers work (too bad those that purchase advertising space in that rag aren't aware that she's closer to the illegal alien fraction than she is with those that she shares a "HERTIGAGE"
- In My humble opinion she's sorta like a Staci Brown-noser in a dress - maybe that's why her nose is 3 shades darker than the rest of her
----Sammy boy, those nuclear missles must have taken their toll on you. Sammy is Pukeboy's little untrained house pet. He craps everywhere he goes and hopes someone can clean it up. He may as well refer to the Pukeboy as Masser. And will someone tell that cave boy to clean and cut those finger nails, wash those fake dreads and take a bath!!!
Stacy, Unless it is his mentor Pappa Joe advising him ... he would not listen ... I wish that Joey would tell him all of the things that you have mentioned and another ... leave the jammies for lounging around the house ... they really are not meant to be worn to publice (televised) meetings or even to the grocery store for what it's worth.
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This Boone woman probably caught wind of Samboy and his antics and thought it better that she not return any of his calls and steer clear of him altogether. Samboy would have been slinging the woman's name around and ruining it in the process. Smart move on Ms. Boone's end, if you ask me. Sure, Samboy can sling it around now and slander her good name without speaking to her, but I would imagine she'll have more overall credibility for NOT speaking to him. ------------------- He pisses and moans about everyone else selling out -- Samboy is the biggest sellout there is.
Sam's Mom: Son, you can be anything. What do you want to be when you grow up? An astronaut? A sports figure? A banker? A rock star? The next Muhammed Ali? An ambassador to a foreign country? The first Black President of the United States? Anything son. The world is at your feet.
Sam: Ma, I have a dream just like Dr. King. When I grow up, I wanna be an old white guy and I wanna be called "Joe".
I did not copy and paste the entire post by Sammy ... just the very beginning as I found it to be the funniest .... I wanted to share it with you all ... and talk about a DD poster with a Hello Pot Moment ... this has got to be Sammy's ... so I'm just going to say it to him right now "Hello Pot .... this is Kettle ...."
m PatillaPosts: 265Date: Jul 8 1:45 AM, 2008Views: 12Do I feel offended.Yes and NoBut wouldn't you if someone making comments about Home Run Hitters looked like the Comicbook Guy
Sammy you are not trying to say that this guy looks .... rediculous are you ... because ..... well I don't even think I have to say anymore you all get the picture!
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Sam has no problem posting about the physical appearance of others. Keep in mind his posts are on the same website that views:
1. Lee Morgan as a Standard for Male Beauty
2. Les Spindler as the standard for fitness
3. Joe Pilchesky as the standard for Chivalry
4. Fay Franus as the standard for gifted speaker
Sam I have a question about those Nukes you guarded. I was in Naval Air Station Rota (your first duty station) less than a year ago and I really can't remember any nuclear weapons there or for that matter any storage facilities designed to house those types of weapons. Where were these nukes at? Sam too many San Miguels and not enough siestas fried that brain of yours!
Sam I have a question about those Nukes you guarded. I was in Naval Air Station Rota (your first duty station) less than a year ago and I really can't remember any nuclear weapons there or for that matter any storage facilities designed to house those types of weapons. Where were these nukes at? Sam too many San Miguels and not enough siestas fried that brain of yours!
<whispering> They are covert nukes silly if you see them Sammy boy has no options but to.... you know what.... you. :)))
Yeah Girl ... your right ... and I mean that sincerely ... I'm not just trying to make you feel good ... no ... no that's not it at all!
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Oh and Ag ... I think that Sammy wore that outfit to a Council Meeting once ... do you remember or is it just me.
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