I had the pleasure of watching our buddy Sam P/Cyberly'n blow a gasket as he claimed that Judy Gatelli had the Scranton Police stake out his house. Things got so out of hand that (I think) the meeting can adjurned early. I know it's been said before, but I'll say it again...this is a VERY DANGEROUS man. While I don't think barring someone from speaking during council meetings is necessarily right (if for no other reason that the kooky ones are the most entertaining), I think an exception should be made in this man's case.
Posting from DD to that very same point...and while I disagree with the negative comments about Judy, I think she is spot-on about Cyberly'n...
Sam??? WHAT THE? Sam is loud. That's it. He's not smart. He's not scary. He's not tough. He's poorly educated and try as he might, he cannot change that. Police outside of Sam's house is not city business. I'm tired of Sam. Sam needs to do something with his time, other than attend city council meetings. Feed the homeless Sam. Shoe the children. But please stay out of the city business until you have some city business. I wait all week for thecircus meeting and SAM ruined it! SAM, the cops are not outside of your house. You're making it up SAM! I'd like to havethe policeoutside of my house. Maybe I could get some sleep! SAM...go away. Please do not aggrivate the council meeting next week. I wait all week for it. Your jibberish is getting on my nerves SAM!Judy needs to learn how to run a meeting. God didn't give her those nasty ass looks for nothin'! Learn how to fend for yourself up there Judy! Fanucci needs to know she is useless and grotesque. McGoff needs to get a set. He's the mayor's flunky. He also needs to rethink the hair. Janet and Bill are fine. I'm all for the police being at the meetings. But riddle me this...exactly how many times must Judy yell OFFICER before OFFICER takes action? One might think that once was enough. One would be wrong. I heard OFFICER at least 5 times and OFFICER did nothing to remove SAM!
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
I support Sam 100% I can image the confrontation between Sam and the bike cop. It was a sitution in which a white, rookie cop was giving attitude to Marine and African American male in a part of town that already has serious racial tensions.
This is just laughable. Moreso than the rest of that post.
I could not believe what happened tonight. First off anyone who lives in south side, should have seen halfa the police force out and about on Tuesday doing their job and catching people who were speeding or going through stop signs, I happen to see all of them myself while traveling and picking up my son from school. So where Sam got the crazy idead that the cops were stalking his house, is well rather paranoid, and did anyone happen to catch Miss Jan up at the dais laughing while the rest of the council had left, the only reason i can imagine her staying is because she is behind the whole thing, she eggs them on, because if you ever notice when she is absent, the speakers are not so bad, and the meetings run much smoother
1) Sam's house gets robbed or vandalized: "I haven't seen a cop in my neighborhood in months! What am I paying for? Do you have to be an ICN member to get police protection in this city?"
2) Bike cop pauses in front of Sam's house: "The man is spying on me! My comments at council are so full of facts, relevance and administration shattering information that Judy Gatelli makes the cops stay parked outside my house to intimidate me. Well, it worked - now I'm freaking out on TV about it!"
Anyone here see paranoid schizophrenia as a possibility?
Tell you what, if a cop parks his bike outside my house every night I'd be bringing him coffee and sandwiches in hopes that he'll hang around every night. I suspect everyone else in my neighborhood would love that too.
Hiding something Sam? Friggin' Agent Orange or missile fumes have melted that dude's brain.
I would like to say right up front THANK YOU SAM PATILLA !!! For allowing yourself to be the poster child for the dd website. You have shown yourself to the rest of our city as exactly what it is that Joe Pilcheski and his website are all about - tyranical rants, unintelligable comments and above all, what it means to be a snappy dresser. ... and now onto bigger and better things ...
paraphrased from one of our posters in another thread ::: My suggestion for Sam...dress up as 'SuperFly' at the next council meeting. :::
HE DID -- did you see him in his gold-plated jammies and the rat-stabber wingtips??
I knew last night's meeting was going to be a hoot when during someone else's five minutes, Sam could be seen behind them holding the wall up and acting like a frigging bobble-head doll.
I couldn't hear what he was blathering about, but I could see the man pointing those eight inch digits and giving that Malcolm X closed fisted wave, the whole time his head's a-bobbing and and the dreds they were a-flying. I half heartedly thought I would hear Sister Kate out in the audience asking for an "Amen" and a "Tes-ti-FY" !
When he finally did get up to speak, (to me) he sounded half shot. Blaze another one up, Sam. Maybe at the next meeting, Judy should have an officer and the drug sniffing dog in attendance.
And again, I can't prove any of the above until the papers are filed, but my semi-reliable sources (and the fact that I drive by Sam's house when he isn't looking) tell me the above to be .......
Remember the scene in "Apocalypse Now," where the tiger attacks the guys who got off of the boat looking for mangoes?
The chef gets back on the boat screaming "Never get off of the boat man! Never get off of the boat!!"
Captain Willard (Martin Sheen) responds: "Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way. Kurtz (Sam, Joe, the rest of the dd.com gang) got off the boat. He split from the whole f**kin' program. "
Unless that's his woman doing the posting for him. How very manly of you, Sam.
{foil hat on} Or it's an attempt to spread the IDs among different people so that when Joe is forced to turn over IP addresses, the authorities won't be able to pinpoint individual poster's identity. Surely the gay caballero isn't scared of an added obstruction of justice charge... {foil hat off, lightning forecasted}
It's a sad freaking day when you can't even spell c-o-c-k-roach on the internet.
Leave it to that lowly assbag to muddy the waters like that. It even seems that way with the latest Janet Evans posts - where she also refers to herself in third person. It makes perfect sense that they are passing the hat and everyone is using everyone else's usernames -- sounds to me like an internet orgy - eewww - all that writhing around in each others passwords and usernames (stay off the couch in the corner). I think if Janet is going to play the old switcheroo, she should pass her name along to Ray Lyman.
We should do that - I get to be that Brazil guy again - it was fun being him.
Sad, but you can't spell c-o-c-k-roach here, but you can accuse Judy Gatelli of having oral sex with strangers and that's okay. I'd paste that posting here, but it was too disgusting for even that...
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
I wasn't offended by the auto-edit. Besides, c-o-c-k-roaches worldwide might be offended at my comparison. Given the choice of a c-roach or a dd poster I'll take the c-roach any day. At least they've proven themselves have some survival instincts. Pilchesky and his klan just keep jumping off of bridges. And yes, I spelled klan that way on purpose.
I just switched back from satellite to cable, and watch a council meeting the other night for the first time in a few years, and all I can do is hang my head in shame at beign a Scrantonian. I never realized just how wacky some of these people are until I actually watched a meeting. Is Fay Franus an escapee of Clarks Summit State Hospital? Is she off her meds? There is something not right about her, to say the least. And this Patilla clown? How that guy is not locked up in an insane asylum is beyond me. I'm no fan of Doherty and would love a regime change in this city (although not to Janet Evans), but I cannot stomach the thought of being lumped in with these clowns.
I'd hate to get rid of my newfound comedy channel on channel 61, but this is an embarrassment, and Scranton is being laughed at by surrounding towns because of these crazies. They need to shut the damn cameras off already, or at least permanently ban the people who are disruptive.
::: ... Patilla is an emotional man, well, so was Thomas Jefferson. So was Martin Luther King, who never gave a calm, collected speech. So was Abbey Hoffman, who changed politics through a bullhorn on the street. So was John Lennon and dozens of others who changed politics through powerfully spoken words. Jefferson's voice bounced off the walls of Senate Chambers like thunder, ... :::
Who the hell does he think he is comparing that windbag Patilla to Thomas Jefferson and Martin Luther King? Neither Jefferson or King had the opportunity to play it up for the cameras like Sam does. No, Mr. King may never have given a calm speech, but he had something to say and made his point without irritating the $hit out of everyone listening to him. Talk about a s-t-r-e-t-c-h. I don't give a rat's ass how emotional he is, Patilla is paranoid and an accident waiting to happen.
In what way, Joe, was the "I Have A Dream" speech incoherent and rambling?
Maybe this part. Dr. King uses some big words, maybe Joe doesn't understand them all.
Five score years ago, a great American, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Emancipation Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of Negro slaves who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.
Okay, Fay. I'll throw you the bone and listen to the 5:00 hour of Corbett, against my better judgement.
I'm telling you now, though, he's already discredited in my eyes by refusing to pronounce the word "posthumously" correctly. Like the asswipes who insist on calling a transaction at a retail outlet a "pur-CHASE", "post-HYOO-mous-ly" just ignorant.
1. Is Sam actually a homeowner? 2. He wants Doherty in jail based on no evidence of anything criminal. Well, I want to bang Julia Stiles. Neither are gonna happen, dude. 3. How come if I called Sam a spade, I'd probably get punched, but it's OK for Bloomberg to "call a spade a spade"? It sounds very classist to me.... 4. Courtright, not Cartright. Learn your representatives names. 5. They are personal attacks. Read your posts, idiot. 6. He's lost his credibility a long time ago, Steve.
Padilla Meltdown 1. Is Sam actually a homeowner? 2. He wants Doherty in jail based on no evidence of anything criminal. Well, I want to bang Julia Stiles. Neither are gonna happen, dude. 3. How come if I called Sam a spade, I'd probably get punched, but it's OK for Bloomberg to "call a spade a spade"? It sounds very classist to me.... 4. Courtright, not Cartright. Learn your representatives names. 5. They are personal attacks. Read your posts, idiot. 6. He's lost his credibility a long time ago, Steve.
Can I have my hour back, Fay?
I think you need to sue Fay in order to get that hour back Paul.
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
THe sedatives worked! He didn't say anything of any importance though. He had about 10-15 minutes and made no point at all. He was calm, though, wasn't he, Janet?
What, he didn't enlighten Steve Corbett with his 4 months worth of brilliant observations about Scranton?
BTW...how was Corbett? Did he tee this guy up as some kind of community activist or was it more of a side/freak-show kind of deal? I actually was home at 5pm yesterday and was tempted to turn on WILK, but I didn't want to run the risk of my evening being ruined.
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.