(Note: During Thursday's Council Meeting, Patilla/cybercry'n went on a two minute tirade about how he wanted information about the number of blacks employed at City Hall, the Sewer Authority, Parking Authority.....; I posted this in response. After putting it up I realized that you needed to see his rant in order to 'get it'.)
I'd like a City Council to provide me with information about city employees, specifically how many...
1. Are caucasion 2. Are of Polish decent 3. Are of Irish decent 4. Are of Lithuanian decent 5. Are of German decent 6. Are of Russian decent 7. Are under 5'5" tall 8. Are over 6'0" tall 9. Can speak Croatian 10.Have a lisp 11.Have unsuccessfully tried to dye their hair blonde 12.Are more than 20% over their ideal body weight 13.Are ambidextrous 14.Have seen the movie 'Sleepless In Seattle' more than once 15.Suffer from bouts of Paranoia 16.Sufer from Restless Leg syndrome 17.Drive a Volvo 18.Have children with first names that start with the letters "B", "K" or "U" 19.Can recite from memory more than two lines from the movie 'Animal House' 20.Have ever subscribed to the magazine 'Fast Company' 21.Suffer from the heartbreak of Psoriasis 22.Have ever been spelunking 23.Have ever been forced to wash and wax a 2007 Mercedes Benz C class 24.Can recite the lyrics to the Bread song 'If' 25.Believe that John Stockton was under-rated as a pointguard 26.Laughed at the shunken head scene in movie 'Beetlejuice' 27.Drink Coke instead of Pepsi 28.Have video-taped themselves swallowing cinnamon and then submitted the video to YouTube 29.Think that Tom Baker was the best incarnation of 'Dr. Who' 30.Have ever visited Idaho National Energy Lab (INEL) 31.Think Godfather II is better than Godfather I 32.Wrote in a vote for 'Daffy Duck' rather than voting for either John Kerry or G.W. Bush during the last election 33.Think peanut butter smells horrible 34.Voted for Sanjaya 35.Visit the DD website during working hours
Now I realize that this is a long list, so Council, feel free to start working on it after you finish compiling that other stupid-a$$ed information request from Cyberlying/Patilla.
-- Edited by Agamemnon at 07:23, 2007-04-21
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
Honey, Punjab is gone - the babushka was his downfall. Now maybe if he knitted that rat's nest into some nappy dreds he may still be a contender. - Heh - the same goes for Janet. I noticed she might have added a little more blonde to the collar for last night's meeting - I wonder if she touched up the cuffs, as well.
(Yeah, but don't add thatto the list - it's tacky to ask.)
-- Edited by His Girl Thursday at 08:31, 2007-04-20
