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This woman is a dream come true - check this quote out:

"I have told my story before. My bill went up now from $309.00 to $328.00."

She rambles on and on about how this happened and how she pays for channels she doesn't get, but wow, Comcast must love cistomers like her.

If you were to buy everything they offered could it ever add up to over $300 a month?  Joe should ban her on general principles. She brings the collective IQ of that place down from mentally challenged to hamster level.


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Wait a minute....this from the dame who bitches about taxes and garbage fees and someone getting a freebie on a tree trim?

If she can afford to pay over three hundred dollars for CABLE, she should have no gripe about coming up with the cash for her taxes. Jesus H., we have no pay stations and my bill is only $50+ and I think THAT's a high price to pay for air waves . But do I complain about it? Hell no - it's a luxury I choose to afford.

Three hundred dollars ... Cripes, she should whip out the rabbit ears for the top of that trailer and put that 'tree hunnert' to better use. Something like , oh, I don't know ... Charm School.

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Is she buying cable for the whole ward or what?

Before I wised up, I had 4 DVR boxes, HBO, MLB Extra Innings, and a cable modem for the low low price of $155-$195 (more during baseball season). How many DVR boxes does she have for $328?

Yep, she's Joe's kind of people. Apparently, she'll buy anything.


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$300 is almost twice my car payment and almost thre quarters of my mortgage payment each month.

I have a nice home and a nice car. I hope that $300 is serving her well. Maybe she should consider the pay per view grammar channel. PPV creative writing channel? PPV English as a second language channel? Comcast could probably hit her up for 5 bills easy.

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You guys think it's cheap to watch all of those pay-per-view wrestling matchs,boxing matchs,those no holds barred fights, OH and don't forget those GIRLS GONE WILD videos.(she's reliving her old days) I'm sure I missed a few so have at it.

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you forgot Roller Derby

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You all forgot German monkey porn. It's big in the senior circle.

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OH MY GOD .... I don't even know what to say to this thread ... I'm having a hard time reading it through the tears streaming down my face ... I can't stop laughing ... your all nuts ... in a good way!

I'm mostly a very serious person ... in case you hadn't noticed so you guys are the comic relief that this board needs ... Thank you all!

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I was going to make a comment about Granma & Snuff films, but somehow I think the German Monkey Porn trumps even that...

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Somehow I think you are right Ag.

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Ewwwww...Granma and Snuffy - the Sesame Street character? Ewwwwwww!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah...that's what I meant...sure...Sesame Street...and all that...

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Now that is not a picture I want in my head. I'll never be able to watch another snuff ... well just never you mind.

The Granmeister is probably one of those people who sits at home in front of her tv rooting for Punjab and his faux hawk on Idol.

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O.K. Guys I finaly understand Granma's cable bill.Since she doesn't buy the paper(fishwrap) and they took channel 63 off the air, she is left with only THE NAKED NEWS on pay-per-view. It's truely the only unbiased news on T.V,...Just my OPINION

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I'm sooo glad you all now how to spell o-p-i-n-i-o-n.
I noticed girlfriend feels the need to capitalize on her ignorance across the hall.

Yep, she's a keeper alright. Will one of you photogs take a snapshot of her at the meeting tonight and post it here for me? Just so I can get a gander at the old girl. I'm sure she'll be there with bells on.

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I felt the need to pump some life back into this topic.
I wonder how many hi-def boxes she's ordered.

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Maybe if she connected the scanner into the Hi-Def box, she could pick up the police calls from Duryea...hayna or no?

Sorry, I guess that makes me quilty of being mean-spirited.


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