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This just in - missing man no longer missing?

While the Times reported that the leads have dried up in this matter, I've received information that the reason why the search was called off is because the missing man from the St. Patrick's day parade may have been found yesterday.  No way to confirm any of this, but my source informed me that he was at a Hill Section party, Monroe Ave., and the parties who rented it left for Spring Break, leaving him there alone.   They contacted the police upon return. 

What in the holy hell are you bleating on about now, old man?  Aren't you embarassing your family enough with your...well, existance...but then you go ahead and raise the Bar of Stupidity with this crap?  Can we please save the foil for the Easter hams?

If the dude was found, we'd have heard about it.  Your "source" is nonsense.  Not everything in this city is a vast conspiracy between the Scranton Times, the Doherty Administration, and the University of Scranton.  Good lord, dickhead, even the Knights Templar aren't as secretive as you're imagining these three to be.

You seriously need professional help.  Lots of it.  Yesterday. 

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Now Paul, how exciting would a Superman movie be if the man of steel just captured regular bank robbers?  Would people watch a Batman movie if the caped-crusader waged war against jay walking in Gotham City?  As a super-hero, Joe Pilchesky needs super-villians to battle...be they real or otherwise...so he will inflate his adversaries to mythic proportions, as they must match the proportions of his own ego. 

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I think the old man's mid afternoon nap coincided with the FOX news report about the Purdue kid found dead in a utility closet.  Sounds like he's seriously confusing the two.  Or his "reliable source" is.

I wonder how fast that thread disappears when the old man is shown to be wrong yet again.

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Tsk, tsk...poor Paul.

Surely you know by now that the evil ICN network is in cahoots with the Scranton Times and are actively covering up alcohol related deaths as a matter of principle.

This Doherty/Times/ICN/Parade Committee house of cards is going to tumble, and when it does Joe Pilchesky will be crowned king.

I believe Joe when he says that the missing kid was found.

I also believe that Joe will produce the long sought second gunman who was on the Grassy Knoll in Dallas, November, 1963.

I believe Joe will solve the Hoffa disappearance, the DB Cooper mystery, the hunt for Oak Island treasure, and find Noah's arc. Then he'll turn to the Genova murder, the Zodiac killer, and Amelia Erhardt.

When it all comes down, the ICN/Times/Parade Committee/mob/Cuban exiles/Teamsters/US Government/CIA/shadow government/IRA/NRA/NBA/NFL/PIAA/ARC/AAA/AA/Jesuit/FDA/FTD/NHRA/
NASCAR/IRL/CART/AFLCIO/USMC/PGA/OPEC/The Freedom for Nepal movement/Green Peace/Brigade Rossi/Bider Mienhopf/Al Qiada/QVC/Vatican/Sunni/Serbian/Kurd/Blood/Crip/Israeli Intelligence conspiracy will become painfully obvious to all of you and Joe will once again look like a genius.

Then he'll shovel his sidewalks.

Just wanted to put a break in there to bring the width back to normal.  XOXO.  Paul


-- Edited by Paul at 21:37, 2007-03-21

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Ok Art that maybe the funniest post I have ever read. I almost cracked a rib laughing then.........I saw your quote in your signature area!! I am now leaving for the ER to get my rib fixed.  Thanks!!



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You know that could have been one of the sickest most insensitive posts that have ever bee posted over at DD ... Joe Pilchesky needs to keep his rumors on this on to himself ... this family is suffering ... not knowing has got to be very difficult on these parents ... I do not think that they should be spreading rumors over there ...

Shame on all of you at DD ...

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Lus, I can think of worse (Christmas...suicide...I won't say more).

But you have to admire Pilchesky...he never fails to fail. There is something comforting knowing that the sun will always come up the morning, Spring will always follow Winter and Joe Pilchesky will never miss an opportunity to rain sadness down on someone's life...preferably someone who can not or will not fight back. Note that if I were the family of that young man, I would rain $hit down upon Pilchesky over this...


-- Edited by Agamemnon at 06:44, 2007-03-21

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RE: This just in - missing man no longer missing?

Thank you, Nobody!  I was hoping that it was just rumor.  It's kind of sick that someone would start that rumor.  This post should not even have been started until there was factual information!  People must think of the families before this crap is started!


Guess who posted the rumor first?  When did decency and facts ever influence that idiot's decision making process?

He's holding out for a big "I told you so" moment, that's all.  His ego simply will not allow him to admit he jumped the gun on this one, or more to the point, that he's wrong.  He'll leave the thread go until the situation comes to a conclusion, and then spin the OP to suit his needs.

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And it hasn't made FOX "News" yet, contrary to what Nobody is claiming over there. The kid from Purdue (see cite above) made national news, but Grendel has not. Joe and Nobody are confusing the two similar but unrelated stories.

Sloppy Joe. Slop, sloppy Joe.

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Art Gordon wrote:



I also believe that Joe will produce the long sought second gunman who was on the Grassy Knoll in Dallas, November, 1963.





I believe DD already solved that case.  Milo (or DOBAS or Frikellmoie or whatever pseudonym the mentally challenged individual is using these days) came out of the "belly of the beast" declaring that it was Bob Mellow in drag behind the grassy knoll.




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paraphrased from above
::: He'll leave the thread go until the situation comes to a conclusion :::

... and then sue the sunovabitch who has the audacity to point a finger at him and infringe upon his civil rights to voice the half-a$$ed opinion he calls his own.

What a jacka$$.

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I just hope he spells my name right.

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Is it me or has this thread been taken down at DD?



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You are correct sir - removed.

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They're big on the Nazi analogies, so to that end, I bet the old man's gonna deny that thread like the Holocaust.

What a fcking joke he is. It makes me sad that people actually buy into his crap.

-- Edited by Paul at 21:36, 2007-03-21

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And the spin begins.......

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"Missing Young Man" post gone . Excellent move Joe !

  High road choice to delete that thread Joe . I believe your intenet when originating it was simply to flesh out a rumor that was definitely buzzing around , and by my take , the language you used made that clear . However , waaaay too many people ran with it as if were posed as a statement of fact , and it quickly deteriorated into a jumble of criticisms , and accusations by people incensed for no real reason . Sorry Joe , but I gotta call 'em like I see 'em , and even your "better half" , who always seems to be a source of reason and solid info , appeared to buy in . 
  Love this board Joe , and all you're about , so I'm happy to see that you realized where that thread was heading . ------ Peace




No, shtforbrains, his intent was to try and "scoop" the Times.  He implied that there was some sort of cover-up, that the Times was not reporting the truth, and that he had a source with the factual information.  He jumped the gun, it blew up in his face, and he deleted the thread.  Plain and simple.  He realized nothing.  He got caught in a lie that spun completely out of control, and he took the chickensht way out.  That's what your idol is about, Elmo.  Lies and deceit.  He forgets that "the watcher" is being watched, too. 

And he's getting very careless lately.



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Now ain't it a shame that we just happened to save the original posting by Journalist-Lawyer-Spelunker* Pilchesky?

(*) For all those dark, dank places he goes in order to come up with some of his arguments...

Paul wrote:


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"Missing Young Man" post gone . Excellent move Joe !

High road choice to delete that thread Joe . I believe your intenet when originating it was simply to flesh out a rumor that was definitely buzzing around , and by my take , the language you used made that clear . However , waaaay too many people ran with it as if were posed as a statement of fact , and it quickly deteriorated into a jumble of criticisms , and accusations by people incensed for no real reason . Sorry Joe , but I gotta call 'em like I see 'em , and even your "better half" , who always seems to be a source of reason and solid info , appeared to buy in .
Love this board Joe , and all you're about , so I'm happy to see that you realized where that thread was heading . ------ Peace




No, shtforbrains, his intent was to try and "scoop" the Times. He implied that there was some sort of cover-up, that the Times was not reporting the truth, and that he had a source with the factual information. He jumped the gun, it blew up in his face, and he deleted the thread. Plain and simple. He realized nothing. He got caught in a lie that spun completely out of control, and he took the chickensht way out. That's what your idol is about, Elmo. Lies and deceit. He forgets that "the watcher" is being watched, too.

And he's getting very careless lately.




 



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::: (*) For all those dark, dank places he goes in order to come up with some of his arguments... ::

But Ag, Janet's a blonde ...

-- Edited by His Girl Thursday at 08:34, 2007-03-22

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::: (*) For all those dark, dank places he goes in order to come up with some of his arguments... ::

But Ag, Janet's a blonde ...

-- Edited by His Girl Thursday at 08:34, 2007-03-22


Her ass isn't.

(I was torn between making that joke ^ and one about curtains probably not matching the carpet.  I like to think I chose the high road.)



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Agamemnon wrote:

Is it me or has this thread been taken down at DD?



I personally found it disgusting and low that Joe Pilchesky put this thread up over there ... it does not matter that it's gone now what matters is that he ... and that's right he himself started that thread himself ... took it upon himself to listen to the rumors and put such an insensitive post such as that up ... without any regard for this family ... and their feelings ... his people called him on it so he took it down ... he is always looking to start trouble to stir the proverbial pot ... someday he will be on the business end of one of those lawsuits ... and I can't wait ... I will be sitting in the peanut gallery watching that one!




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Lus,

Somehow I think Joe is far better at dishing it out than taking it...as is the case with most bullies I might add.


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