I'm not mad, I'm not angry, I'm not pissed.

If you follow the rules, I'll leave your posts alone.  If you're coming here to post childish nonsense, off topic rants, and basically make an ass of yourself, I will delete your posts.

Screw the editing, screw the changing of fonts.  It's much easier to delete your sht than change it, and that's what I intend to do.

If you need an attention fix that badly, go somewhere else for it.  Don't expect to get it here. 

You will not be banned.  You will not, however, be allowed to post your juvenille nonsense as long as I have any say in the matter.  If you have something off topic that you'd like to say to me, PM me.  I may even read it, but it's really unlikely I'm going to bother responding.  I'm betting in advance that it's not even worth the time you took to write it.  Do NOT waste thread space with it.

If you don't like it, call somone who might give a damn.  Just because you can post here doesn't mean you will post here.  This board is a privilege, not a right.  There are rules on this board that will be abided by going forward.  Start your own board if you can't conform to them.

To the other Mods, especially Lus, I apologize in advance if you feel like I'm stomping on toes.  This is not my intention.

It's just Wednesday night.  Time to clean out the fridge and take out the trash.

The trash knows who he is.