Channel 61 telethon - PilcheskyDeceit True Freedom of Speech

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Date: Fri Jan 12 9:00 AM, 2007

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Personally, I enjoy watching some of the shows on Channel 61, the Janet Evans show, notwithstanding. However, it has been rumored that Channel 61 may be no more due to funding and the equipment location. Obviously, there should be no problem with the location of the equipment, but as far as funding goes, maybe Joe should take all the cash he sopposobly (a la Granma) receives in the mail and give it to Mr. Finnerty. This way, Channel 61 can remain on the air, Joe can get the opportunity to get his name in the news again for actually doing something worthwhile, Janet can give him a special gold-star citation for being a "good-deed-doer", and the little boy who thinks Joe is a 'cool guy' can go to sleep tonight warm in the knowledge that the lunch money he sent to Joe has been put to good use. __________________ Stupid people piss me off !

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Date: Fri Jan 12 11:36 AM, 2007

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I like the telethon idea....they can trot out the DD regulars, all 4 of them, like Jerry Lewis with Jerry's kids. __________________

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Date: Fri Jan 12 11:38 AM, 2007

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Will they all be able to get a day pass from the home? __________________

Agamemnon

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Date: Fri Jan 12 5:46 PM, 2007

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It would be kinda cool to hear Milo actually speak in person in the third person... "Hello, I'm Milo, and Milo thinks that everyone should contribute to Milo's favorite cause, Channel 61. If you don't Milo will be very upset with you and Milo will call you very, very bad names. So Milo says fork over the money. Milo thanks you." Then of course Granma could come out as well... "Heyaz, I be Granma, and if den use guys don't there send money into da channel 61 no one will not hear the trut about da DOobies and Judy nex thing ya know da ICN will be getting da unions fired and all us unpolice will be watch'n our own streets" Lastly, Anti would come out and go on some hour-long tirade about race relations, the police and the Lynett family. People would send in tons of money just so that he would stop talking. -- Edited by Agamemnon at 20:38, 2007-01-12 __________________ Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.

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Date: Fri Jan 12 8:03 PM, 2007

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At some point sister Catherine will get up -- and take her time -- to get -- one -- single sentence -- out -- so she -- can postulate -- and -- gesticulate -- to the masses -- while snatching -- the dollar bills -- from their -- grubby -- little -- paws -- Gary DiBileo will probably be dere to ask fer munny and will most likely throw in a few "dis heres" and a maybe a "dem dere" or two while he stands helplessly with his hand out. And Nancy Krake and that (gag) 'hottie in a hoodie' Lee Morgan will certainly be on last on the roster. Nancy will tell a little story as she does so often on the Janet Evans Variety Show and Lee Morgan will point fingers at everyone and say things like "You give me money" and "You better give five dollers" and "Hey you, din't I see you at my house when they condemmed it? You better gimme fifteen dollers." Oh yeah - must see tee-vee -- Edited by His Girl Thursday at 20:13, 2007-01-12 __________________ Stupid people piss me off !

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Date: Fri Jan 12 9:17 PM, 2007

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And for a final act, Fay Franus will come on stage and immediately start frothing at the mouth while rambling on about KOZs, The Scranton Times, the new high school and something having to do with dog parks. It will sound something like this...Fay Franus @ Telethon. __________________ Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.

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Date: Sat Jan 13 10:01 AM, 2007

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ooooo - you're gonna get in tru-buuuulll..... She's gonna be sitting up the street from your house now and leaving trash out the window of her volkwagon Thing. Or has she stepped into the new millennium and bought a Pacer or Maverick. __________________ Stupid people piss me off !

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Date: Sat Jan 13 1:33 PM, 2007