as quoted from a poster across the hall

::: Me and the girls like hitting several different bars every other Saturday night. Looks like we'll be steering clear of Scranton. So, what are the names of the new hot spots we'll all be hitting after the ban goes into effect? I heard the Wildcat mentioned, but how about dance clubs? You know, where the girls can meet some guys. :::

Having that stink of stale beer and cigarettes on your clothes is a nasty thing to begin with - this chick and her friends are going to be sweaty too!  Imagine the aroma when they are dragging their skivvies on at 6 a.m. before they head out the door to go home.  Thank God our fair-haired Scranton boys will be safe and sound... and apparently no one concerns themselves about drinking and driving anymore.