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Agamemnon


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Just when things get all confused, you can always count on Granma to straighten them out. I just read this little ditty posted by our friend, so I thought I'd share it with everyone. Anyone want to count the sentences that lack a subject? Hell, anyone want to take a stab at just what she is trying to say?

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LOOK who's calling Joe for not kowing the law and won't say he is wrong. A HOT PINK Doherty Guzzler ! ! ! ! Since you are so up Doherty's back side, LISTEN>>>>>>>>> Who doesn't know the laws? Who doesn't want to use the laws? Only his own. And WHO keeps saying the courts are wrong???????? When HOW many Judges said he was wrong???????????? Chrisgoffer Doherty. If he would say HE is wrong, by this time we would not have so many legal fees. Joe is proving things aren't right. Doherty is TRYING to say he is the boss. And even the Judges should listen to him. Chrisgoffer thinks he is ALWAYS right.............. WRONG he is ! ! ! !


By the way, just what is a 'HOT PINK Doherty Guzzler'? Wasn't that an Aretha Franklin song? If I didn't know better, I'd swear that Granma's post was actually the lyrics of some obscure Jim Morrison song.

Oh, my apologies to one of the ladies, as I just saw that you posted this in the 'Magical Trip...' thread. Sorry for the duplication, but I just couldn't help myself...this one is just too special.




-- Edited by Agamemnon at 20:54, 2006-12-21

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Ladies??? Jeez, I guess I gotta work on my slang or something. Dude, dude. I'm one of the fellas. No offense taken, though.

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Damn Dill...sorry! Must be the 'excess-chocolate chip cookie induced nausea' at work, so please accept my apologies.

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Is there some sort of Granma to English translation guide on line somewhere?

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Paul, rumor has it that Legion of Doom Scientists are at this very moment working on just such a translation guide. Until such a guide is ready, I'll translate as much of it as I can for you...

"Mayor Chrisgoffer Doherty sucks."

So far that's all I can figure out. Note though that I'm leaning towards 'Chrisgoffer' being a typo instead of some kind of intentional pun.

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Agamemnon wrote:

Damn Dill...sorry! Must be the 'excess-chocolate chip cookie induced nausea' at work, so please accept my apologies.

Not a problem, my man.

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she must have written that piece of elloquence AFTER she got run over by the reindeer.



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His Girl Thursday wrote:


she must have written that piece of elloquence AFTER she got run over by the reindeer.




 


Granma got run over by a reindeer, coming home from koncil Thursday night....you may say there's no such thing as the ICN...but as for Joey and Janet, they believe.....



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OMG  I am laughing so hard I can barely type.  You guys are hilarious!!

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Wow ... tell me if I'm wrong ... but look at Granma's post ... I think Granma and Milo are the same person ... Oh My God ... Milo is an old woman!
 
Read this and let me know ... tooooooooo funny! The highlighted text will tell you why I have come to this conclusion!




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LOOK  who's calling Joe  for not kowing the law and won't say he is wrong. A HOT PINK Doherty Guzzler ! ! ! ! Since you are so up Doherty's back side, LISTEN>>>>>>>>>  Who doesn't know the laws?  Who doesn't want to use the laws? Only his own. And WHO keeps saying the courts are wrong???????? When HOW many Judges said he was wrong???????????? Chrisgoffer Doherty. If he would say HE is wrong, by this time we would not have so many legal fees. Joe is proving things aren't right. Doherty is TRYING to say he is the boss. And even the Judges should listen to him. Chrisgoffer thinks he is ALWAYS right..............    WRONG he is ! ! ! !

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I don't really think this is but ... how about that mouth on that old woman ... WOW
And Joe is always right ... come on Granny ... you have got to be kidding ... nobody is always right ... I think the Judges know a bit more about the law than your man Joey the Pill .... Why don't you all get over yourselves ... although if you stop being so ridiculous ... where would I get my laughs from ... Merry Christmas!

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