::: She's not only going to landslide into the mayor's office, but once in there, I'm sure she'll uncover fraud after fraud after fraud, and the jails will be full of the Dohertyite minnions. The only thing she has to do is stay being Janet, just exactly the way she is. She's shows her composure through all this, and that is the quality we need in our leadership, combined with her desire to right all the Doherty wrongs. They're making Janet more loved than ever, because like Joe says, they're sloppy and stupid :::
Sliding into the mayor seat, is she? I don't think so. There are waay too many intelligent voters in Scranton to see that happening any time soon.
Teaching her kiddies new words, is she? Maybe she could teach them how to spell them and use them in the proper context so they can be taken more seriously.
More loved than ever, is she? The only thing I can think is that Dave is staying home nights.
Shows composure, does she? Only on television folks, only on the television.
Righting all Doherty's wrongs, is she? She better get herself another new handbag to go with her invisible plane, wrist bands and lasso.
Sloppy and stupid, are we? You might want to re-think that one. Pull yourselves away from the Roseanne reruns and the WWF long enough to actually check something other than the Gospel According to Pilchesky.
The way she loves media attention, she will never stop talking. Channel 61 will need to devote an entire new channel to her hours-long agonizing monologues. I predict a run on cotton, to plug up peoples ears.
The poor reporters, who have to interview her, will need to duck-tape their heads to prevent them from exploding. Carpel tunnel syndrome workman comp cases will skyrocket.
The newspaper will be 65 pages longer than usual, the delivery people will have to use pack mules to help them deliver those "books". It will be worse than it used to be for the mailman on Sears Catalogue day.
Good God....... Janet Evans for Mayor.......what a nightmare!
Janet Evans for mayor? Let's put it this way...while I've lended support to candidates in the past (including Chris Doherty, twice), I'd definately go overboard doing whatever I could to prevent Janet Evans from ever darkening that office. To get my vote, her opponent would only need to meet one qualification...
BREATHING
Running for mayor, Janet will discover a cold hard reality of life: you get back what you give. In her case, all the vile hate-mongering she supports and participates in as a member of the DD crew will certainly come back to haunt her. Count on me to provide the reminders.
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
