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 I wish I had taken that laxative

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What are the odds that, after having seen your picture IHave, Pilchesky locks himself in the bathroom for a while...if you know what I mean?

Dr Candypants:  Joe, are you in okay in there?

Joe Pilchesky:  Oh, I'm...I'm...I'm...I'm fine.  I just need a few more minutes.

Dr Candypants:  Are you sick?  I used to be a doctor you know.

Joe Pilchesky:  No, I'm okay.  I just need a few more minutes with Janet...eeerrrr...I mean just go away for a few minutes.  Okay?  

Dr Candypants:  Oh Joe, I love you so! Whatever you say love!

Joe Pilchesky:  Well I say leave me alone damn it!  Oh, and go get a blonde wig.  And we need more Vaseline. 

 



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Agamemnon wrote:

What are the odds that, after having seen your picture IHave, Pilchesky locks himself in the bathroom for a while...if you know what I mean?

Dr Candypants:  Joe, are you in okay in there?

Joe Pilchesky:  Oh, I'm...I'm...I'm...I'm fine.  I just need a few more minutes.

Dr Candypants:  Are you sick?  I used to be a doctor you know.

Joe Pilchesky:  No, I'm okay.  I just need a few more minutes with Janet...eeerrrr...I mean just go away for a few minutes.  Okay?  

Dr Candypants:  Oh Joe, I love you so! Whatever you say love!

Joe Pilchesky:  Well I say leave me alone damn it!  Oh, and go get a blonde wig.  And we need more Vaseline. 

 


 And a truckload of viagra...and an 8x10 glossy of me, because there is no one on earth I love more than myself. 

I don'r care how callous this sounds....I hope Janut finds another family member to comfort at a bedside vigil for the rest of her term....

 



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