I was cleaning out some old files and came across this posting by 'dilligaf'. My God, it's so funny and so true to this very day. So for a good laugh I hope no one minds if I repost this.
Dilligaf, if you're out there and reading this, know that you're still the man.
dilligaf Guest
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:46 pm Post subject: I got banned by Pilchesky today!
After only one post! That's got to be some kind of record! And why, you ask? For this...my stream of consciousness riff on all things that are wrong about the DD board. With tongue placed in cheek, and the sarcasm spread on nice and thick,here it is, word for word...Please don't delete this post, I want all the DD people who sneak over here to read what Joe doesn't want them to see.
From DohertyDeceit.com "If you all plan to beat Doherty, you have got to have a more appealing candidate than Gary DiBilio, for Christ's sake. Get together and in between blaming all of society's ills on the ICN, find someone with a decent vocabulary who doesn't have a criminal record and does something more noble for a living than sell insurance. So, yes, a Mexican busboy does count. Here's the problem. DiBilio has 3 strikes against him from the get-go. He's Italian, he's from West Side, and he sells insurance. Compare that to a rosary seller from Green Ridge. Who wins? The Irish, every time!
You, and your hatemongers have that defeatist attitude all about you. I can smell the stink of it like I can smell the Keystone Landfill on a hot, humid July day. You are all losers. I just love the rhetoric you all spew like so much vomit, "You may have won yesterday, and you may have won today, but tomorrow is ours!" and "There will be a reckoning. You will all pay dearly". Please. You all sound like some sort of brainwashed tribe; like Cubs fans, only more pathetic.As Judy said, there are 2 seats up in February, but of course no one will want to run against Raspy and the Slowest...talker...in...the...universe...they are the saviors of the city, right? Sure, I can see that tableau...The Last Supper in Scranton. Pilchesky in the middle and Janet and Bill flanking him. What a hoot.
So Joe is your new self-appointed Messiah, eh? Why is that, do ya think? Because both he and Christ happen to be carpenters? Or because they both enjoy the company of theives, liars, and whores? You all remember what happened to the Original Messiah, yes? Who will it be to crucify this false one?
What do you think will happen if the y don't allow the Mayor to borrow any money, and then they don't hike the taxes (I don't know how they'll prevent it). By cutting the Mayor's administrations salaries, this will plug the holes and they'll magically remove the distressed status? Do YOU ALL STILL BELIEVE IN Santa Claus, too?
The ICN. You know how there is the Council of 12 that secretly controls all the World's banks and has had a hand in every major event in recorded time; from the faked moon landing, the Kennedy assassinations, MLK and Malcolm X, Chernobyl, the Challenger and Columbia explosions, the cattle mutilations in the 70's and the ubiquitious black helicopters? Controlled by the ICN. Please. You give the Lynetts and the Doherty's too much credit. If they were all powerful, don't you think they'd be on their way to appointing Chris Doherty the All-Powerful Meat Master General and All-Around Important Guy in PA? (Oops. I let the cat out of the bag. The ICN will surely revoke my secret decoder ring for sure.)
I love how you all hide behind the skirt of the First Amendment, but when the Times, Doherty, Judy, Sherry, et.al air their opinions...Oh the horror! "I can't believe she said we're pathetic!", "Sherry made fun of me on the radio, I'll get her". C'mon, the First Amendment covers ALL speech, not just your opinions, dummies! And by the way, I do love that Sherry! Mmm, is she cute! And as far as Judy goes, she may look like Don Rickles in drag, but she has bigger balls than all the pinheads subscribed to this forum!
Hey Joe, let me know how that defamation lawsuit goes against Judy. You remind me of that other great philosopher and reigning ****wit, Ray Lymon. Remember how Ray was gonna sue everyone because he got a letter warning him to stay away from Council meetings? And he had his own made up lawyer and everything! Keep ****ing around with the legal system Joe, that's what it's there for!
Ah, now I feel better. Chew on that for awhile, spit it out, and go back to your self-hating lives. And just remember he simplest truism there is: Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. Peace out!"
I guess Joe doesn't like it when the shoe is on the other foot. TS baby!
-- Edited by Agamemnon at 18:33, 2008-12-03
-- Edited by Agamemnon at 18:37, 2008-12-03
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
Dil was one of my favorite posters here ... I often wonder what happened to him. Thank you for posting that ... it was very fitting back then and is still fitting today ... 2 years later.
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
Most of the retarded people I've met in my life were by and large fairly happy. None of them would have been capable of scheming to steal from relatives, suing a Little League or beating a sleeping drunk with a tire iron. By that measure, I'd say that calling Pilchesky a "retard" is insulting...to those who are retarded.
-- Edited by Agamemnon at 06:14, 2008-12-05
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
I do not refer to people who are challenged as being retarded because if you sit with any of them ... you will find out that there is a lot of wisdom in these people ... you just have to be willing to give them a chance .... I do however believe that someone like Pilchesky is retarded ... but not in the same way ... he is a socially retarded ... do you know what I mean ... not mentally challenged ... although he does seem to have mental issues.
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
This is true Lus. In the end, the dude is just a bully, period. Instead of a school yard he uses a courtroom. Nothing new, original or otherwise inspiring there.
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
And how about his avatar ... I loved it! 
