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Agamemnon

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Date: Tue May 22 7:29 AM, 2007

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Apparently the hens may be returning to the roost for serial plaintiff Joe Pilchesky... Joe Pilchesky Posts: 968 Date: Mon May 21 5:54 PM, 2007 Views: 425 Quote \| Reply Cordaro's lawyer wants $7,986.77 from me That's the going rate these days for filing an Emergency Petition for a hearing in Lackawanna County by Atty. Reihner's standards. Can't imagine what it cost Cordaro to get his ass kicked in Supreme Court after kicking mine in crony-filled Lackawanna County Court before Munley and Minora, both recipients of campaign money from Cordaro, and in front of sound asleep Senior Judge Judge Kelly in Commonwealth Court. To review this request for sanctions against me for $7,986.77, CLICK HERE. So being the kind lot of folks that we are on this board, I thought we could offer Mr Pilchesky some suggestions on how to raise the $7,986.77 he will hopefuly need to pony up. Here are mine... 1. Sell tee-shirts that read "I lost in Commonwealth Court and all I got was this silly tee-shirt". 2. Spray head with that hair-in-a-can and start a second career as a spokesperson for the 'Hair Club for Angry Men'. 3. Tutor Granma to help her with communication skills (ooops, sorry...that was a suggestion for Janet Evans). 4. Begin a second career as a style consultant (first customer: Lee Morgan). 5. Fight Geraldo Rivera in a pay-per-view. 6. Re-occurring role on the Jerry Springer show as an old, overweight balding white guy whose trailor trash wife leaves him for a black man (alternately played by Antisemiticmovements and Cyberly'n ). 7. Sell dietary supplements to the DD crew that actually really nothing more than compressed dryer lint and cat feces (Hell...they buy all the crap he sells them now...so anything is possible). 8. Start his own church 'The Temple-O-Joe', where everyone must shave their heads and wear trendy sunglasses. 9. Start a part-time job selling vacuum cleaners (as he is really good with the line "This Sucks"). 10. Start a career as an internet lawyer in Kahzakistan. -- Edited by Agamemnon at 07:31, 2007-05-22 __________________ Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.

Art Gordon

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Date: Tue May 22 8:05 AM, 2007

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I'd be willing to grant him a license to sell product with my new Avatar on it, as long as I got %30 of the net. __________________ Make Jack pack!

IHavehadenoughofhaters

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Date: Tue May 22 9:06 AM, 2007

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Geeezzzzzzzzzzzzz Ag you forgot the most important one!! Sell his expert legal advice!! hahhahahahhahahhah __________________ Hey Joey?? Bite me! :))

Paul

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Date: Tue May 22 11:10 AM, 2007

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Maybe he can take on a paying job, as construction season is in full swing. Or he can photograph weddings. See his portfolio on the main page. Surely there are appearance fees for his almost certain Hannity & Holmes and Oprah spots, right? __________________

His Girl Thursday

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Date: Tue May 22 12:26 PM, 2007

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He could dress the missus up and send her to strut her stuff down the block. She could sashay back and forth in front of the passers-by. She's a looker, right? She'd pull in a bundle. That would only leave $7986.00 for joe to scrape up. Hey, isn't there a bank in that area? Weren't they just robbed? Joe knows the neighborhood. Joe probably knows the tellers and the schedules. Joe would probably know whose house to run into on Deacon Street, after he hopped off his bike down the street. (Again, I certainly can't provide any proof of this until the papers are filed, but ...) __________________ Stupid people piss me off !