The least you could have done was taken the cans back in. Older cars stick out in this neighborhood, by the way. You didn't watch enough Columbo. We're looking for a fourth pincohle player if you're interested, beats sitting out there.
POS Corvettes parked on the front lawn all day stick out too ya' freakin' nimrod. Free clue: unlike the dumb kids in high school, most adults don't equate cars with penis size, especially dork "pace cars" like that. Damn dude, could you be a bigger tool?
Let me guess - G. Gordon Liddy is your hero? Bald head. Corvette. Super slueth. It's all coming together now.
I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
