In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
So remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of $hit.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.
-- Edited by His Girl Thursday at 08:49, 2007-04-13
I will keep that in mind Girl ... I have been drinking a lot of water ... so I guess I'm full of $hit!
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