paraphrased from Across the Hall ::: ... Janet is Scranton's tomorrow... ... She's a Rock of Gibralter ... ... the Queen of the people ... ... She is widely loved and cherished by all ... ... we all love that wonderful woman to death and beyond... ... How do we thank her for this gift? ... :::
Cripes - that's a little thick, isn't it? They talk about US and the koolaid. This chick had better have her blinders adjusted. Pretty soon, they'll all put on their Nike sneakers and their black capes and lay down on their cots -- oh wait, that's already been done by some other freaks. (The post DOES say 'to death and beyond' though ... hmmmm. Is there a comet circling earth these days?)
Hold on a minute I just puked in my mouth a little, ARe they for real, I dont even speak that highly of my husband, and he is a good man. Actualy I dont speak that highly of anyone. They are definitely on something. Quenn of the people, sorry folks that title goes to the late Princess Diana, maybe if Janet starts a crusade against land mines, maybe and that is a big huge maybe ..........nahhhhh forget it
"Janet is Scranton's tomorrow..." Nope! Can you say "Back to the Future"? Janet Evans is no different than the countless other hacks that have inhabited the gutters of Scranton politics for years. One need only look at her pandering to unionized city employees to see this in spades. Somewhere right at this very moment Jimmy Connors is smiling. "She's a Rock of Gibralter..." The Global Communiations Department at Prudential Financial is collectively going to vomit if they get wind of that statement. Oh, and to our learning-impaired friends at DD, it's 'GIBRALTAR' not 'Gibralter'.
"She's the Queen of the people..." Yeah, she's a Queen, if your last name happens to be Krake, Pilchesky, Stulgis, etc., all of whom having rear-ends where Queen Janet's cranium can be found firmly implanted. Besides, we ditched the royalty in this country over 125 years ago. I suggest we do the same with 'Queen Janet'.
"She is widely loved and cherrished by all..." That is, quite simply, BULL$HIT. All? Funny, but most of us on this board actually live in Scranton and yes, we think Janet Evans SUCKS (see thread with a similar title). I think even Granma can understand that statement....well maybe.
"We love that wonderful woman to death and beyond..." Am I sensing a possible Jonestown or Waco in the works here? That line isn't just bull$hit or stupid, it's scary! I can just picture someone like Ray Lyman having a bedroom covered with pictures of Queen Janet. Talk about scary...
"How do we thank her for this gift?..." I've got an idea: let's thank her by purchasing a new home for her, in Clarks Summit. Hey, maybe Lee Morgan has some property he would be willing to donate.
Typical of the DD sheep, needing a hero to save them from the vast IAM (er, I meant ICN) conspiracy. But the weak-minded usually need someone to tell them what to do; one need only look at the likes of Fay 'Foam-at-the-Mouth' Franus and Ray Lyman to know the caliber of the people we are talking about.
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
