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Beware what you ask, for you might not like the answer.
A man came home from work and found his three Children outside, stillin their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty Food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to thehouse and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and thefamily room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on thefloor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand wasspread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles ofclothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soapand more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heapand toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in thebed In her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, andasked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "Whathappened here today?"
She again smiled and answered, "you know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?"
"Yes," was his incredulous reply?
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."
Priceless
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, " Life is so darn boring"! We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!
" You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $ 5.00 bill.
She first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
" What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
The Australian liberal party announced today that they are changing their emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance :
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages co-operation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game, she will describe an object and the students will tell her what she had described.
Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem." Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple." Teacher: "That's right, I like the way you're thinking." "OK the next item is round, has a peel, and you eat it." Christopher: "I know what it is, it's an orange." Teacher: "That's right, I like the way you're thinking." Johnny: "Can I try, Teacher?" Teacher: "Yes Johnny, but, Keep it clean!" Johnny sticks his hands in his pockets and feels around for a second, and says "My object is round, hard, and has a head on it." Teacher: "Alright Johnny, go to the office!" Johnny: "No Teacher, it's a quarter, but, I like the way you're thinking!"
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
