...drunker than the time when I tried to PULL a 1973 Chrylser out of the snow ...drunker than the time when I smashed my forehead into a toilet bowl as I puked up my liver and spleen after a six hour beer party ...drunker than the time when I had (in order...) a bottle of cheap wine, followed by a six pack of Old Mik pounders, followed by Southern Comfort depth-charges [Note that for above reasons, I stopped drinking a long time ago]
I'm sorry, that's being mean. Let me think about this some more (think, think, think)...
Okay. I could be sober, but in this scenario, could I also have a 6" piece of duct tape? I mean I think I could make the "last two people on Earth" thing work if I didn't have to listen to her whine about how Chris Doherty and the Scranton Times ended civilization as we know it.
-- Edited by Agamemnon at 08:36, 2007-03-10
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Free Speech does't require a multi-paragrah disclaimer Mr. Pilchesky.
If she were the Last woman and I were the last man ... that's kind of hard to imagine (I'm trying to play along ART!) But let me give it a whirl ... there isn't enough ... of anything in this world ... not enough whiskey ... not enough money ... just not enough ... and if I had the equipment needed ... I wouldn't piss up her **** if she were on fire ... how's that for trying to be one of the boys ... I actually overheard a guy say that about someone one time ... crude I know ... but kind of fits here don't you think.
Well boys ... how did I do?
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I want everyone to stop and think about one thing ... Joe Pilchesky is not a lawyer ... he's just a guy playing a lawyer on the internet. Please don't trust your legal needs to this man.
Eeeeesh - maybe THAT's why her neck (see comments under the 'sucks' thread) has all but disappeared- you've all had your disgusting little ways with her ... haven't you? ... HAVEN'T YOU ???
I gotta ask - is the old gray mare able to concieve and deliver?? Because I'm not taking my non-existent johnson and putting it anywhere near that thang if propogation of the species is not possible. And I'd have to be pretty well lit up to dip my coughcoughtoecoughcough in to THAT gene pool.
See you all in the Hereafter.
-- Edited by His Girl Thursday at 22:22, 2007-03-11
