... on the front page of the Scranton Times today? She's really working that tight-lipped, no neck action to a tee. She did make it above the fold, though, so that's something.
Cudos to the Lynetts ! The paper worked their front page well today. Pick up a copy and take a look. Janet's giving her look of constipation -- oops, I mean "con-ster-na-tion" to a picture of a litter of caged boxer puppies at the Humane Society. Sure, like it's THEIR fault she constipated -- oops, I mean consternated.
For several minutes, I thought you were referring to one of the boxer pups as Janet. Then I glanced left and wondered if maybe you meant that picture of Mrs. Evans.
(Aside to Mrs. Evans) I've repeatedly e-mailed you and your colleagues about the condition of my avenue. You seem to be ignoring them, Ms. Councilwoman For The People. Before you go on your snipe hunt down the avenues you're referring to in the paper, how about showing my avenue a little love. The plow is out of the question, I understand that, but I can really use the salt, though. The mayor's been ignoring my e-mails apparently as well, so naturally I figured your conditioned response would be to show up at my doorstep with the salt spreader yourself. Chop, chop, woman. What's the hold up?
It looks to me as if Janet is glaring at the poor puppies. Damn, they're so CUTE. I may be heading up there after work. Eeeesh - if anyone needs to be caged it certainly ISN'T the poor puppies.
Where ya at, Paulie? I'll send da boys up wit a chopper and some Morton's iodized.
Paul ... I read that somewhere ... I remember that ... how ironic that she would be on the front page of the times with a bunch of puppies.
Someone sent me a baby picture of Janet and well it seems as though she's been eating puppies for a very long time take a look!
One would think her mother would have taught her not to do this as a child ... but alas there is only so much a mother can do with a child!
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