The DD crew subscribes to the Joseph Stalin school of governance …meaning that it isn’t good enough that a corrupt official be removed from office, but in addition all family members must also be purged and punished as well. What’s next? Are we to set up a gulag somewhere in Eynon?

But you know, you have to hand it to the DD crew for one thing: they are consistent. All you need to do is think of the wackiest, most extreme, most out-of-this world positions and justifications for action and they consistently oblige. There is a line in the song The Southern Cross by Crosby, Stills and Nash that describes this aspect of the DD crew, where Stephen Stills sings “…So we cheated and we lied, And we tested, And we never failed to fail, It was the easiest thing to do.…”. Nothing could be more fitting for the DD crew, from their consistency in always taking to low road to Joe Pilchesky’s consistency of failure in the courtroom.

Congratulations to Joe Pilchesky, Milo, Anti, Granma, etc.: You never fail to live up to our (low) expectations of you.