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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached
a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she
move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde
replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; and I'm
not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the
co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her
to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde
replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York, and I'm
not moving."
The co-pilot returned to the ****pit and asked the captain what he
should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how
to handle this."
He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to
herself, "Why didn't someone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to
her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, "I told
her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.

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Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

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The Dumbest Blonde!

There once was a blonde, a brunette and a red head and they were stranded in
the desert after their car broke down, they decided to start walking each of them decided to take one item with.

The burnet took her cell phone just in case she got a signal some where
she could call for help.

The red head took her canteen of water so they would have something to drink as they walked through the desert.

The blonde took the car door and after walking for 3 hours the blonde said oh yeah I forgot I carried this door the whole time, I forgot to roll down the window no wonder I have been so hot!


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There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.

The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.


When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"



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OK, OK -- one more blonde joke for the holiday season ..
here goes...



JANET EVANS

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